"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 69: Peter on Mexico
"You know what grinds my gears? Mexico. Have you ever been to that place? It's like Narnia, except that they sound like peanut butter stuck to their mouths. Oh, and a bit of gibberish to go with that as well. I can't even tell you about the sugar that they make over there. I'm mad because I brought sugar from this country, and when I got home to try it out, it tasted a little chalky. That's when I found out that I smuggled crack. I still never want to go back there. Even to this day, I still don't buy sugar because there's possibly a good choice that I'm holding some strange substance. But there is one good thing about Mexico. It's all because they brought us that hot teenage spanish chick from Disney's "Dog With A Blog". Yes, even though I ripped on Disney Channel, Dog With A Blog is the only show I like. The only question I'm trying to find out is that who that chick is though. Anyway, Mexico makes my nards vomit and it really grinds my gears."
Wow, I smell a riot coming on there.
Anyway, got more topics for Peter? You all know what to do from here! ;D