You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

70. Peter on the Super Bowl

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 70: Peter on the Super Bowl

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"You know what grinds my gears? The Super Bowl. I usually get confused by the name itself. Somehow, it leads me to believe that ceramic bowls can actually fly like superheroes. I'm really disappointed that they fall off and break real easily. Believe it or not, the Super Bowl is all about football and boobs. So I'm really mixed on this topic. I think the Super Bowl needs a new name, so that I wouldn't be confused by the name. And I got just the name for it. How about just f***ing football? There's no need to giving sports another name. Just call Stanley Cup plain 'hockey', and WrestleMania just plain 'wrestling' and get the f**k over with. Anyway, Super Bowl grinds my gears. Well, the half of me thinks so. And go New England Patriots. Bend the Seahawks over and give it to them hard!

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Interesting topic, Peter!

Got any more topics for Peter? Feedbacks are welcome! ;D

For a little added bonus, who should win the Super Bowl this year? Patriots or Seahawks? You decide!