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Teegan.xx and SHADW KAT 1313, I'll use your ideas in this chap.
Guess what? I finally own KND!
Nah, I'll own it when Hercules dumps Meg for a cow.
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Ch. 3 Beach Brawl
The four girls stood near the seashore watching the locals enjoying thier day at the beach.
" Typical," Abby growled," Abby knew the guys were gonna come late!"
" What do you think we should do?" Lizzie asked her, dumbfounded.
Abby turned around and smirked," We're gonna have fun without them! Come on guys, let's go set up our stuff!" She spun her head back and forth until she found the perfect spot.
" Hey guys! Abby thinks we should get our asses over there before somebody else does! Come on!"
The unusual group of four ran through the sun bathed sand( in slow motion). At the same moment two male surfers(with surfer accents) were casually walking to the same spot.
The girls emediatly ran faster, with Kuki in the lead. They were almost there!
The two boys were getting closer...
Kuki emediatly reacted.(in slow motion)She jumped through the humid air and yelled, " NOOOOOOO!"(with deep vioce)
She landed flat on her stomach. " OW!" The two guys watched her with deep unusion.
" Dude, you okay?"said one of them.
Kuki evilly glared at them," BARK BARK!" she(um, well) barked.
" Dude!" the other one yelled," That chick's crazy! RUUNNNNN!"
" SHYAAAAAAAAAA!" The poor boys ran away out of fright.
Abby, Lizzie, and Fanny stared wide-eyed at the bitch( heh heh get it?)
" What the f, was that," Abby stared with eyes wider than Kuki's Japanese ones.
" Ummm..."
" Never mind, let's just set everything up."
" What an idiot..." Fanny said as she unfolded her chair.
Lizzie took off her shirt to reveal a yellow one peice," Hey Abby! Kuki's acting pretty kooky today! Heh heh! Get it? Kooky?"
" Man! You make lamer jokes than Hoagie!" Lizzie folded her arms and pouted.
Fanny spread out her towel, lyed down and napped.
Abigale set up her chair, sat down, and pulled a magazine out of her bag and began to read.
" Woohoo! Body surfing!" Lizzie yelled.
" YAY!" Kuki joined her." If we're lucky, we could catch a fish!"
Abby looked up from her magazine and watched the two idiots she called friends run carelessly into the sea water. Jackasses, she thought.
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Back with the guys... Before the girls reached the beach
" Hey there Ace!" Hoagie shouted as they met at an intersection.
" Hi Hoagie," Ace said with his smooth Spanish accent.
Nigel walked over to the twosome," Come on, let's go. I don't wanna be late. You know how Abigale gets when we're late."
Hoagie shivered at the thouhgt," Ya. It's better if we're not late."
Ace played around with his fingers a bit. " Will Kuki be there?"
" What's it to you!" Wally forcefully barged in and clenched his fists.
" Nothin'. I was just asking."
" Well why were you asking?"
" I don't know! I was...interested?"
" Oh! So you're interested in her!"
Nigel and Hoagie were just staring.
" Should we do something?" asked Nigel. They looked at each other. " Nah," they both said and kept on watching.
" No! I was only interested if she was there."
" And why do you care if she was there or not?"
" You're asking too many questions God damn it!"
" You're asking for it."
" Just shut up f,er!"
" That's it! YOU ASKED FOR IT!" He clenched his knuckles and aimed at his face.
" OWWWWWWWW!"
The next thing everyone saw was Ace's sunglasses shattered to pieces. He got on his knees and started bawling his eyes out," WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
The boys just stared at the crying boy and slowly began to walk away.
" Man, what a wuss," Wally said under his breath.
" WHAA HA HA HAY? WHY... Hey guys wait for me!" He followed his so called friends.
Hoagie sighed," We are so gonna be late..."
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Back with the girls
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"SHUT UP!" Abby yelled. Damn, she thought, how much air does that girl have in her lungs? She stared at Kuki.
" You yell like that one more time, and I'll whoop yo ass good!"
" Aw," whined Kuki," Don't be such a bitch Abbs!"
" I ain't a bitch! And you've got problems girl!"
" Whatever!"
Hmph, Abby thought, the girl can't commback Fanny, but she snaps at me! Issues.
Lizzie and Kuki were body surfing on a wave. As it came down it pummled them onto the sea shore.
" That was soo cool!" Kuki said as she stood up with sand in places she'd rather not mention." Let's do that again!"
" Are you crazy?" Lizzie said brushing away the sand from her face," I'm never gonna do that again!"
" Whatever, hey look the guys are coming!" She pointed to the four boys walking to Abby and Fanny," Come on let's go!" They quickly ran over there.
" It's about time you came!" Fanny yelled, being the iron lung she usually was.
Abby walked up to them," Ok, so what did Wally do this time?"
" How did you know it was me?" Wally pointed his finger at her.
" How wouldn't I know?"
He stood there frozen for a second, and then put his hand on his chin," Good point."
" Well, first of all," Ace began," He punched me and broke my sunglasses.."
" And then he started crying like a baby," Wally cut in. Ace faced him angrily.
" I'm gonna get you for this.."
Wally smirked," Pphu! What are you gonna do? Drown me in your tears?"
" Why I odda," Hoagie and Nigel held him back.
" How about we just enjoy our day at the beach," Kuki suggested.
Everyone stared at her for a moment. Seconds later...
" Hello?" They all nodded.
The guys started taking off their clothes. Nigel wore red swim shorts with white stripes at the side. Hoagie wore dark blue shorts with light blue hawaiian flowers on them.
And Wally wore a ... a...
Everyone froze and stared at him, motionless.
" What?" he asked, annoyed. Suddenly Abby, Hoagie, Nigel, Lizzie and Ace fell to the ground and started laughung thier asses off. Kuki and Fanny didn't take their eyes off him, and stood like statues.
" WHAT!"
" Dude," Abby choked on her words," You in yo boxer shorts! HA HA HA!" She continued laughing,
" Wha...?" he looked down, staring at his plaid boxers." OH CRAP! SHIT! F!"
He ran to his jeans and put them on as fast as possible. The five freinds revived from the shock and got up from the ground, although Kuki and Fanny were still spaced out.
" You forgot your own swim trunks!" Nigel was still laughing. Wally's face was as red as the tomato I'm eating right now.(hee hee)
" Umm, can you guys forget this ever happened, huh?" Wally looked nervously at them.
" Yah, yah," Abby waved her hand at him," This never happened." Wally gave out a sigh of relief.
Kuki and Fanny were still staring at him like hawks. " Dude," Abby waved her hand in front of their lifless faces," This never happened!"
" Right!" they said, and snapped out of thier delusional phase.
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After a while...
" I'm bored..." Kuki whined.
Lizzie and Nigel joined her. " So booooored," they said.
Abby hit Nigel on the head with her volleyball. " What do you think I brought this thang for?"
" Ow! You didn't have to hit me!"
" Well it's your fault that you were late fool!"
" How could it be my fault?"
" You're the smart and normal one! You couldn't tell them!" She and Nigel looked over to the other boys who always acted like assholes.
" True, very true," Nigel agreed.
" So that settles it," Fanny said as she stood up," We're playing volleyball!"
" I'll be the announcer!" Hoagie said, raising his arm into the air.
" Form groups of two!" shrieked the bossy Irish girl.
" I don't really feel like playing," said Wallabee, who was still upset about being exposed in his undies." I feel so... so violated."
" I'm with Abbs," Kuki jumped next to Abigale.
" Ya! Abby thinks no one will dare to mess around with our bad ass volleyball skills!"
" Whatever," said Lizzie," I'll be with Fanny. We'll see who wins then."
That left Ace and Nigel all by themselves.
" Umm, is it okay if I don't play?" Nigel sat down next to Wally.
" Yeah, me too." All the boys sat on the warm yellow sand.
" Hmph," said Abby," And I thought coach said boys were more athletic."
" We'll just be the audience," Wally said.
They began the game. Kuki and Abby vs. Lizzie and Fanny. (muahahahahahahahaha)
" Hello America! This is Hoagie Gilligan hosting the biggest volleyball game of the season! Here we have on the right side of the court, we have the two lovely ladies, Ms. Abigale Lincoln, and Kuki Sanban!"
Kuki nudged Abby with her elbow," He said your name first!"
" And on the left side of the court, we have the lovlely ladies, Ms. Fullbright, and Ms. Lizzie Divine! Wait! They are all in thier ready positions! Fanny Fullbright is getting ready to serve the ball...and they're off! What a serve! Ms.Lincoln hits the ball, but nearly slips! Folks I could see the ball spinning in midair! It's going down! But wait! Kuki Sanban comes in for the save! She hits the ground! But manages to keep the ball from doing the same!"
" Way to go Kuki!" she heard Wally say. Kuki turned around and gave him her smile of infinite kindness.
Fanny glared at her. Oooh, she thought, there's no way she's gonna steal my man!
" Abby comes in for the hit! And she nails it! But Lizzie isn't about to give up! She hits it in the air at a 90 degree angle! And Fanny comes in for the backpass! She shoots! She..."
Hoagie didn't finish what he was about to say, because the ball was hurling itself right towards Kuki.
" OUCH!" she yelled in pain as the ball smacked her in the face and she fell to the ground. Everyone ran over to her with worried expressions. (espacially wally heh heh)
" Ooooooowwww! That hurt!" she cried, covering her red, briused face.
" Oh my God! Kuki! I'm so sorry!" Fanny faked an apology.
" Girl! You've got work on your aim!" Abby snapped angrily.
" I said I was sorry!" Everyone looked back at Kuki. Fanny smiled at her evilly.
" That's okay," Kuki lied," It was an accident." But she knew it wasn't an accident. She knew Fanny hit her on purpose out of jeolousy. She could see the snarled look on her face which made her feel sick to her stomach. She knew it was all a lie, the hit, the apology, and the noticebly fake, worried face that she made.
" I think I'm gonna go home," she said as she packed up her bag.
" Yeah, Abby thinks we should all go home."
Before Kuki left, Wally ran up to her. " Should I walk you home? You know, just to make sure that you're okay." Kuki's face glowed when he said that. She was about to accept his generous offer, that is, untill she saw Fanny's face. It was the look she gave her before she hit her with the ball. It said: Don't, or else. Kuki sighed in defeat.
" No, it's okay. I can go alone," she said sadly, and walked off. Fanny gave a satisfied smirk to her leaving rival, and left as well.
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Ooooohh! The jeolousy monster is taking over quickly!
Is the green monster gonna take over Kuki too?
Stick around to find out!
R & R plz! C ya!