"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
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Chapter 71: Peter on The Duggar Family
"You know what grinds my gears? The Duggar Family. Now I know people are saying that I've already trashed the show "19 Kids And Counting" on TLC. Yes, I already did that, but I decided to grind my gears on the family. There are 19 kids in the family. I'm certain that the eight girls look like their mom, and the nine boys look like their dad. They're like a family of aliens waiting to alienate us with hugs and creepy smiles. I'm certain that creeps me the f**k out more. They're too wholesome and sound like they live in a damn amish farm. So far, they don't watch any television, don't watch any movies, don't watch any sports, and don't listen to any music. Have these Duggars ever even heard of the Super Bowl? Have they ever watched at least one good Disney film? Have they ever even watched an episode of the Cosby Show? Or better yet, have they ever even f***ing heard of the Beatles? They probably say no. I'm telling you, they're like modern-day cavemen and cavewomen. If they want to live their life the way they want to live, that's fine. But if those Duggars even think about forcing me to live a life without one form of entertainment, I'm freezing all of them and sending them back to wherever cave they came from. And that's why those cringe-ful Duggars absolutely grinds my gears.
You tell 'em, Peter.
Any more topics for the fat man himself? You know what to do! ;D