Title: Xiaolin Rent

Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

Warning: I just gotta stop putting this thing on here cos nothings changed.

Take Me or Leave Me!

It was a beautiful spring day- a perfect day for Kimiko and Ashley's engagement party. Ashley stood talking to Rai, Kimikos ex.

"Thank you for coming." she said, smiling.

"I couldn't refuse, especially with Omi clinging to me saying that we just had to go." he said. "We haven't been able to congratulate you two yet." he said, giving her a sympathetic smile.

Ashley looked over at Kimiko, only to see her flirting with Wuya. She glared and turned back to Rai.

"Could you hold this for me?" she asked, handing him her drink.

Rai took it and watched as Ashley stormed over to Kimiko. Kimiko smiled and continued to flirt until she felt a hand grab her shoulder and turn her around. When she came face to face with Ashley she smiled.

"Hey, baby." she said, smiling.

"Excuse us." Ashley said, dragging Kim away from Wuya. Once they were out of earshot she let go of Kim. "Not today." she said.

"Not this again, Ashley." Kimiko said, sighing.

Kim: Every single day, I walk down the street

I hear people say, "Baby's so sweet"

Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me,

Boys - girls, I can't help it baby

So be kind, and don't lose your mind

Just remember that I'm your baby

Take me for what I am

Who I was meant to be

And if you give a damn

Take me baby or leave me

Kimiko stood on one of the tables, drawing Ashley's attention when everyone gasped in suprise and shock.

Kim: Take me baby or leave me

A tiger in a cage can never see the sun

This diva needs her stage,

Baby - let's have fun!

You are the one I choose

Folks would kill to fill your shoes

You'll love the limelight too, now baby

So be mine- but don't waste my time

Cryin' - "O' honeybear - are you still my- my- my baby?"

Kimiko got off the table as Ashley glared at her. She was making it sound like it was all her fault, and Ashley didn't appreciate it. Everyone else was watching them, wondering what would happen next.

Ashley: Don't. You. Dare.

Kimiko sighed and followed Ashley around one of the tables.

Kimiko: Take me for what I am

Who I was meant to be

And if you give a damn

Take me baby or leave me

No way - can I be what I'm not

But hey - don't you want your girl hot!

Don't fight - don't lose your head

'Cause every night - who's in your bed?

Who, who's in your bed, baby?

Kiss, Pookie.

Ashley shook her head at Kimiko. Kimiko was smiling at her, an eyebrow raised, waiting for her to say ((A/n: sing?)) something back.

Ashley: It won't work.

I look before I leap

I love margins and discipline

I make lists in my sleep

Baby what's my sin?

Never quit - I follow through

I hate mess - but I love you

What to do with my impromptu baby

So be wise 'cause this girl satisfies

You've got a prize, but don't compromise

You're one lucky baby

Take me for what I am

Kimiko: A control freak

Ashley: Who I was meant to be

Kimiko: A snob - yet over-attentive

Ashley: And if you give a damn

Kimiko: A lovable, droll geek

Ashley: Take me baby or leave me

Kimiko: And anal-retentive!

Both: That's it!

Ashley: The straw that breaks my back

Both: I quit

Ashley: Unless you take it back

Both: Women

Kimiko: What is it about them?

Both: Can't live with them or without them!

Take me for what I am

Who I was meant to be

And if you give a damn

Take me baby or leave me

Take me baby

Or leave me

Guess I'm leavin'

I'm GONE!

Kimiko and Ashley stormed off in separate directions, leaving everyone else sitting there in shocked silence.

"Maybe now you two can get back together." chase said, looking at Raimundo.

Rai just stared at him while everyone else laughed.

A/n: hehe, there ya go, 'Take me or leave me'. Anyway, I think I'm going to do 'What you own' next then 'I'll cover you' then maybe I'll do 'Seasons of love'. I think I'm going to do La Vie Boheme last, because it's a lot of characters to tackle at once. So, wait for more updates, and keep voting for the guys you wanna be gay in La Vie Boheme. Here are your choices again:

Guys:

1. Clay

2. Omi

3. Jack

4. Chase

5. Other

(please specify with Other.)