You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

73. Peter on Call of Duty

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 73: Peter on Call of Duty

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"You know what grinds my gears? Call of Duty. From the looks of it, it's actually a war game. Yeah, I salute the men and women who fight for our country overseas, and I respect what they do to keep our country's motto 'the land of the free, and the home of the brave', but the guys at Activision really wanna make a game where war looks too much real like the real thing? That's really scary, unless you get killed by stepping on an unexpected grenade. Or perhaps getting her head blown off by a sniper. Trust me, it wouldn't be worth my time. If I want to play a real man's game, I'd play Atari. I know some COD fanboys are gonna hate on me and hunt me down with AK-47's, but I got a flame thrower stashed inside my ass. I ain't afraid of anything. That's why Call of Duty grinds my gears.

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Eh, never really gotten into war games. I'm pretty much a Mario/Sonic/sports game type of person myself.

Anyway, got more topics for Peter? You know what to do, fans! ;D