You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

74. Peter on Facial Hair

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 74: Peter on Facial Hair

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"You know what grinds my gears? Facial hair. Why in the hell does it itch so f*****g bad? It's like someone putting carpet in your face, or worse, it's almost like a furry blanket for your entire mouth. I don't even know why I was thinking ever growing a moustache in the first place. It makes me so unattractive, old and beaten down. Heck, it makes me look like a fat, unattractive pornstar. Yeah, Ron Jeremy, that counts for you too. So deep down, facial hair makes me sick. Way sick than the hairs on Cleveland's ass. And that's why it grinds my gears.

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Yeah, facial hair makes me itch too. Possibly from the beard.

You got any more topics for the fatman? Let me know, fans! ;D