"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!


Chapter 75: Peter on the 90's


"You know what grinds my gears? The 90's. You sorta admit that was a boring decade to be sure. Back then, we didn't have any black presidents, dogs with blogs, iPhones, iPods, race riots, popes named Francis, horrible Nickelodeon sitcoms, dynasties involving ducks, and the horrible case of herpes known as Justin Bieber. 90's was all about TV nerds, monday night wrestling wars, video-game console wars, X-Files, people killing off some kid named Kenny, ex-football players killing wives and getting away with it, untrusting presidents (take note, Bill Clinton), and people telling everyone they're king of the world, when in reality, they're not. And it hasn't gotten any better since. And it'll never get any better now. I think we can blame Brian Williams for that too. And that's why it grinds my gears.


Eeyup. Like Brian Williams already suffered enough.

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