You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

76. Peter on Laurie Forman

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 76: Peter on Laurie Forman

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"You know what grinds my gears? Laurie Forman on That 70's Show. She's like Connie D'Amico but with the bitch meter turned all the way up to motherf***ing 11. You don't know what she's capable of. She'll cause relationships to fail with the touch of a kiss. Take notice, Jackie and Kelso. Plus, she'll sleep with anything between a one mile radius. She'll even sleep with your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your neighbor, the mailman, the mailman's wife, heck, she'll have frickin' sex with a damn fire hydrant if she wants to. Bottom line is, she's like Satan's evil hooker. And I'm glad she was left out of the show for that. And thank goodness for that. If I ever see somebody like that, and if she thinks of hitting on me, I'm getting a bear trap attached to my belt buckle. And that's why Laurie Forman from "That 70's Show" grinds my gears.

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Eeyup, like Hyde said, we all hate Laurie.

Any topics on your mind you wanna give to Peter? You know what to do! ;D