Another one of the stories I believed lost.
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon created Buffy and Giles. Sherrinford ain't mine, either;
but you should figure out who created him quickly enough.
X X X X X
There had been a
string of mysterious demon deaths in the area, and for once
Buffy
hadn't been responsible. Things had gotten so bad for the
Sunnydale's demonic
populace that they'd actually approached
Buffy and asked for her help in
tracking down whoever was
responsible.
But even though the deaths were gruesome – as
in, don't bother with the body
bag, just find me a wetvac –
Buffy and Giles were pretty well satisfied that the dead
demons
had been among the scummier and more bloodthirsty in town. So Buffy
gave
the demons' emissary thirty seconds before she pulled out
the crossbow.
The demon made it out of sight in ten.
Still,
Giles and Buffy both thought it best to keep an eye out for
their
mysterious new demonslayer, on the chance it decided to
switch targets and go
after humans.
A week or so later,
Buffy was examining the latest kill – a Carba demon,
surprisingly.
Given the recent deaths Giles had thought it would be a good idea
for
Buffy to take a quick refresher on the demon species known to
inhabit
Sunnydale. Buffy'd only gotten half of it, but she
remembered Carba demons. They
were about four feet tall and ate
insects, and as demons go were fairly friendly
and
harmless.
"This isn't right," Buffy mused as she studied
the corpse. "Why'd our killer
change like this all of a
sudden?"
A harsh voice, distinctly British, spoke from
behind, "Change? Indeed! But far
from sudden, Slayer."
Buffy
spun and saw a tall, oddly-dressed vampire watching her. Immediately
she
assumed a defensive stance. "Relax!" The vampire snapped.
"Had I wished to harm
you I would already have done so. I am not
here to engage in combat."
"Well, if you know I'm the
Slayer," Buffy answered, "You know that's kinda what
I do
with vampires."
"The demons sent for me to help solve the
mystery of their murdered comrades,
since you refused to do so,"
the vampire said. "I've no quarrel with you and
will not fire
unless fired upon. Now move."
As Buffy bemusedly moved aside, she said, "How DID you know I was the Slayer?"
"Simplicity
itself, madam," the vampire said as he bent to examine the
body.
"You were standing here calmly examining a demon's
corpse. Your stance, once you saw I was a vampire,
was one born
of long experience -- and you immediately discerned what I was.
Consider
also the stake you carry in your hand, or the crossbow
peering out of that valise by your feet.
Need I go on?"
"No," Buffy said wryly, "I think I get it."
"Good," the
vampire said. "Now if you would be so kind . . . ." he bent down
and
looked closely at the head, a good five feet from the rest of
the body. "Aha!
Just as I thought," he exclaimed.
"What did you think?" Buffy asked.
"Look at this, Slayer. See those marks along the face?"
Buffy looked and saw what
appeared to be claw marks gouged deep into the Carba
demon's
cheek. "So the attacker had claws. So?"
"Look more
closely. Observe. The grooves are equally spaced, and equally
deep.
If this had been the result of a an attack by a naturally
clawed creature –"
Buffy finished the vampire's thought. "There'd be more variety than this."
"Just so," the
vampire answered. "I would conclude this was made by a fork of
some
kind. Perhaps to throw us off the scent of the truth."
"And what would that truth be?' Buffy asked.
"I'm not sure –
hello, what's this?" he asked. Then he motioned Buffy
over.
"Confirm this for me, would you, please?"
Buffy
looked where he was pointing. "A smudge of mud, a spent match, and
a large
drop of water. So?"
"I'm not entirely certain yet . . . . have you access to a spell book?"
"I know someone who does . . . why?"
"There's something in it I need to see."
"I'm not sure that Giles would grant
access to his collection, much less his
apartment, to a
vampire."
"He will if you tell him that Sherrinford needs
the information." He told Buffy
the precise things to look
for.
Buffy didn't entirely trust the vampire, but he'd
given her no reason for
mistrust other than that. "I assume
you'll be here?"
"I've already gleaned what I can from
the other victims, and witnesses, and
there may yet be something
here to discover." He pulled out a long, straight pipe and
lit
it. As Buffy turned to leave, Sherrinford said, "Tell your Watcher
to check
the progression of victims as well."
Still confused, Buffy walked off.
X X X X X
But if Buffy had
been confused by her encounter with Sherrinford, Giles'
reaction
absolutely stunned her.
"Anything he needs," Giles muttered, reaching for a couple of his spellbooks.
"Giles?" Buffy asked in shock.
"Oh. Right. Well, on extremely rare
occasions, a human being's personality is
so forceful that it
overwhelms the demon's natural instincts. Sherrinford is
one of
those. And he has done so much good in his time that the
Watcher's
Council – and in this I'm inclined to go along
with them – has declared him off limits
for killing until and
unless he begins attacking humans." Giles began looking through the
book.
"Whoa. If he's a good guy," Buffy said, "Why is
he helping demons track down a
killer?"
"Because first
and foremost Sherrinford loves solving puzzles," Giles
answered.
"And as long as they do not substantially advance the
cause of evil he's willing
to solve them for anyone. Aha. Here
it is." He pored through a book called Signs
of Four.
"And the part about the victims' progression?" Buffy asked.
"Something I should have noticed earlier," Giles
said. "The demons in question
were getting less and less
threatening, more and more innocent. Soon he likely
would have
progressed to humans or the otherwise utterly blameless. We must
stop
this creature while we can." Placing a solid metal bookmark
in the middle of the
spellbook, he handed it to Buffy. "This
should be what he needs. I would
strongly recommend you giving him
whatever other assistance he needs."
Buffy took the book and
left, if anything more confused than she'd been when she
came.
X X X X X
Sherrinford was standing over the corpse's torso,
examining the matchbook, when
Buffy returned to the alley. "Did
your Watcher discover the spells I was looking
for?"
"He thinks so," Buffy said.
"May I have the tome?" The
vampire asked acidly. "Or should I attempt to read it
from
there? Vampirism, I can quite assure you, does not enhance one's
powers of
telescopic vision."
Buffy walked over and
handed him the book. "Has anyone ever told you you're not
very
nice?"
"Miss Summers," Sherrinford said, "We are in
the middle of trying to trace down
a killer who has managed to
kill some of the foulest and most vicious demons that
Sunnydale
has proven itself capable of attracting. Given the circumstances
the
social niceties do tend to vanish." He paused. "Nonetheless,
I do apologize for
my behavior. It is a deplorable lack of logic
on my part that allowed me to forget
even for the briefest of
instants that you are the Slayer."
"Apology accepted," Buffy said wryly. "Is the book what you needed?"
"Indeed.
This is precisely the spell that was used. Now come! We must
apprehend
our villain before he strikes again!" And then he
strode off.
Buffy followed Sherrinford until he stopped at the
same hotel Faith had once
used. "Okay," Buffy said, "What
makes you think our villain is holing up here?"
"The
matchbook I found near the body originated at this
establishment,"
Sherrinford said. "And it is known throughout
the world of the preternatural
that this hotel is the one to go to
if one comes to Sunnydale."
"Really?" Buffy said.
"Oh
yes. Now, quickly! Our quarry is inside and must not be permitted
to
escape!" Sherrinford then found the night desk clerk and got
a room number remarkably
fast. "I hope you don't mind," he
said as the two of them left the office. "The clerk
is himself a
fellow vampire – his name is Alberto – and I promised him if he
gave
us the information we desired you would give him a pass for
the next three months."
Buffy was a little annoyed at this. "But if I see him killing someone –"
"Oh, he realizes
that. I would not be surprised if he used the interval to
clear
entirely out of town. Now, to room 217!"
Inside
room 217 was, to Buffy's surprise, a sleeping human being; at each
corner
of the bed sat a small humanoid like critter, maybe two
feet tall. When
Sherrinford and Buffy entered they immediately
yelped out, "COMPANY!" as one, in
varying voices.
The
bed's occupant – a sour-looking black man in late middle age –
immediately
jumped up and yelled, "Attack!"
The one
nearest the door immediately turned into a dust devil -- powerful
and
tiny, while the one on the far end burst into flames and shot
through the air
towards Buffy. Buffy immediately had a thought and
ran into the tiny bathroom,
with the flaming creature right behind
her. Then in one motion she turned on the
faucet, grabbed the
creature, and put it beneath the stream of flowing water.
After
about a minute or so it disintegrated.
Buffy then raced out to
the main room. Sherrinford had somehow already dealt
with the
other three creatures and was closing in on the sorcerer. "Back
off!" she
told the vampire.
"I'm not going to kill
him, madam," Sherrinford said. "I simply need to do . . . this."
And he punched the man in the jaw, knocking him out.
"That
was easier than I would have thought," Buffy commented, "if this
is the
same guy who's been making demon souffle out of some of
the biggest bads in town."
"We caught him off guard,"
Sherrinford said. "He seems not to have had any
inherent magical
abilities." Then he reached for the man's wallet and
looked
carefully at the identification inside. He removed three
credit cards, handing
them to Buffy. The man's name was Thurgood
Scott. "Dispose of these, madam,"
Sherrinford said, and then
removed about two hundred dollars and put it in a
pants pocket.
"Demons are notoriously unreliable with fees. Now, come! He must
have
his spell components about somewhere!"
Buffy found a
whole desk drawer full of vials, herbs, and assorted animal
parts.
There was also a long, goo-encrusted fork in there. "Let's
be sure we take that with us,"
Sherrinford commented. "And,
hello –" It was a photo album, the kind made for easy
transport.
Inside were the photographs of seventeen demons, two werewolves, and
eight humans. The seventeen demons were the precise ones that had
been killed, arranged
in the album in the order of their
deaths.
"Well, if we'd needed any more proof –" Buffy said.
"Indeed," the vampire said. "Now I assume you see
why I've been purloining the
contents of Mr. Scott's
wallet."
"I think so," Buffy said slowly.
A
flicker of a smile crossed Sherrinford's lips. "Let's see if
you do. Our prey
awakens."
Buffy walked up to the man as
he opened his eyes and said, "I don't know for
what sick
reason you were killing those demons, and honestly I don't care.
But you
don't do what you're doing in my town. So here's
what my pal and I thought.
We're going to leave you here alive.
But we're taking your money, your credit cards,
and all your
spellcasting gear. And then as soon as we leave ol' Sherrinford
here is
gonna place a few phone calls to some ticked-off buddies
of these demons you've
killed. I were you I'd start running."
Sherrinford took
the spell components and walked out the door; as an added flourish
Buffy stole the sorcerer's shoes. Then they made their way back
down to the office, where
Sherrinford telephoned a couple of
demons. Buffy peered out of the office window and
saw Thurgood
Scott running down the street, having not even bothered to change his
clothes
before taking off.
Sherrinford hung up the phone.
Buffy commented, "I'll give ten to one against him
even making
it past the city limits."
"I never accept fool's wagers," Sherrinford said.
"Before you head off, one question. How exactly were the demons being killed?"
"Those
samples I found at the scene, the four homunculi we fought in the
hotel
room, they did not give you enough data to deduce the
truth?" Sherrinford asked.
Buffy shrugged. "Nope, Still
not sure. I mean, I know it was sorcery, but the
type? How were
they being killed?"
Sherrinford laughed. "Elementally, my dear Slayer!"
