You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

78. Peter on Your Face

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 78: Peter on Your Face

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Your face. It bothers me so much that it makes me want to pass a kidney stone the size of Johnny Cash. Believe me, you don't want to make your d**k bleed when you pass a country-sized stone. To that person's face, I wanna say: Get a bag or a facelift. That way, you'll look more pretty than my wife that way. And that's why your face, especially my daughter's face, really grinds my gears. To that, I say 'In your face'."

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Just to state opinions here, these are Peter's opinions, not UltimateWarriorFan4Ever's.

Okay, which topic should Peter cover next? You know what to do here, fans.