You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

79. Peter on Mega Bloks

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 79: Peter on Mega Bloks

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Mega Bloks. Imagine if you were playing with Lego's, except the blocks have gotten fatter and it's on the highway to hell from getting diabetes. Seriously, when did Lego's ever go out of fashion thanks to these things? I swear, a giant would even play with Mega Bloks. If they were to play with Lego's, they would be instantly crushed. That's why I'm a Lego guy through and through. Mega Bloks have no right to be on this earth and should be disposed immediately. It makes me wanna hire a buffalo so it take a diarrhea dump in my ear. And that's why Mega Bloks grinds my gears."

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Got that right, Peter. I'm a Lego guy too.

Which topic should the fatman cover next? Feedbacks are welcome, fans.