You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

81. Peter on Fire

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 81: Peter on Fire

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Fire. I mean, it hurts way more than getting shot to the head. Imagine if you had to take 1,000 mini-bullets, which none of them kill you. Instead, they pierce at your skin like someone's ripping your skin off like a cannibal. Believe me, when you feel fire around you, it sounds like someone's ripping cabbage. That sounds like an awesome idea for a 3D horror movie. Having to feel what's it like to actually be on fire while your skin's shredded away like produce. That can happen if you don't take sunscreen, little kids. And that's why fire grinds my gears."

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Truth is, I don't like fire myself. So you're not alone on that conversation, Pete.

Okay, which topic do you wanna give to Peter in a later chapter? Feedbacks are welcome!