"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 82: Peter on Magic Mike
"You know what really grinds my gears? Magic Mike. I usually thought that would be this awesome magician that I never heard of. So far, I was excited to see his magic tricks and whatnot. But you know who Magic Mike actually was? He wasn't a magician. He was a f***ing male stripper. I've never been so embarrassed and gay to have to see him. So far, I can't sleep without ever having to think homoerotic thoughts of this guy. To this day, I still don't sit on toilets knowing that my toilet's gonna transform into Magic Mike itself. Who know it was weird having to poop standing up? Anyway, Magic Mike gives me chills around my ass, and so far, he grinds my gears."
Yeah, to be honest, I'm not a Magic Mike guy myself. Just to let everyone know from a standpoint.
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