You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

84. Peter on Himself

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 83: Peter on Me

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"You know what really grinds my gears? I do. I can't stand myself. I can't stand myself doing this show one bit. I don't even know where I came from or where I've been. I can't even stand choking on my own farts most of the time. The last time I tasted one, it smelled like a combination of skunk-ass, cheese, and toe rot. I was vomiting up a storm for days. But on the bright side, I managed to lose around 10 pounds. But anyway, I make myself sick and so far, I grind my gears."

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Huh, way to talk trash about yourself, Peter.

Got more topics for the fatman? You know what to do! :D