You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

85. Peter on Lois

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 85: Peter on Lois

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"You know what really grinds my gears? My wife, Lois. She's such a bitch. She never let me do anything fun. She's always bossy whenever she wants me to do stuff I don't wanna do. She's like Clair Huxtable, Maggie Seaver, Kitty Forman, Peggy Bundy and an annoying banshee mixed together with one. Trust me, you wouldn't wanna meet my wife. The reason why I'm ripping on her was because I got cord sores on my ass last night because of her. I don't know how that could be possible. Anyway, my wife Lois grinds my gears."

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Eh, I thought Lois was alright. Nothing to explain here.

Any more topics for the fatman you wanna see in a later chapter? Feedbacks are welcome! :D