Thanks for all the reviews everyone! This has been the best response that I've had for any one chapter so far for any of my stories! You guys rock! Um, I don't know if I'm going to have a party yet, I loved all your comments, it's great to see so many familiar... names. Can't say faces. Anyways, I know has that rule about not responding to reviews, but I think they'll forgive me for this one, cuz I owe somebody an apology.
Blackfire Kitsune, I am really sorry I was so snappy. I got some really mean anonymous reviews about my little screw-up in the Holy Grail and I took it out on you. I was being a real bitch and I'm really really sorry! You did not deserve that! And yet, you still reviewed. I guess I'm doing something right if I'm getting such great reviewers. I'm really sorry about being so bitchy, there's no good excuse for that, even if I got some mean reviews. Thanks for still reviewing!
Himizu: We're back! Who's ready for more torture and humiliation?
Ryouko: As long as we're the ones doing the torture and humiliating.
Himizu: Dur!
Saru: Yes! Count me in!
YYH Cast: … (Hiding in a broom closet)
Himizu: I have cookies…
(Cast stampedes out trying to get a cookie)
Ryouko and Saru: … (Anime fall)
Ryouko: They're OOC today, aren't they?
Himizu: Well yeah, how else am I gonna get them to do this?
Saru: She has a point. And it's good.
Ryouko: I know… I'm in shock…
Himizu: Oh shut up. Places everyone! Action!
(On some cheap set that's supposed to represent the interior of a palace)
Youko Kuzco: (Bangs in) Oh yeah.
Theme Song Guy, AKA, Koenma: (Off-screen) (Singing) There are despots and dictators
Political manipulators
There are bluebloods with the intellect of fleas
There are kings and petty tyrants
Who are so lacking in refinements
They'd be better suited swinging from the trees
He was born and raised to rule
No one has ever been this cool
In a thousand years of aristocracy
An enigma and a mystery
In Meso-American history
The quintessence of perfection that is he
Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): Okay, this is the real me. (Points to llama) Not this. (Points to himself as a human) This! (Points to llama) Not this. (Points to himself as a human) Winner. (Points to llama) Loser! Okay, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out. (He is visible and sitting on a throne) Butler! (Napkin is tied around his neck) Chef! (Lots of food is brought) Theme song guy!
(Teen Koenma comes out wearing an afro and a weird 60's outfit and carrying a microphone)
Theme Song Guy, AKA, Koenma: Oh yeah! (Singing) He's the sovereign lord of the nation
He's the hippest cat in creation
He's the alpha, the omega, a to z
And his perfect world will spin
Around his every little whim
'Cause his perfect world begins and ends with--
Youko Kuzco: ME!
Theme Song Guy, AKA, Koenma: (Singing) What's his name? Kuzco...That's his name... Kuzco... He's the king of the world! Kuzco... Is he hip or what? Kuzco... Yeah!
(Youko Kuzco dances around crazily for a while, then bumps into an old geezer named Onji)
Youko Kuzco: Gah! You threw off my groove!
Guard Touya: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove. (Throws Onji out the window, which is at least five stories up)
Onji: SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Youko Kuzco: (Glares at Theme Song Guy, AKA Koenma) You were saying?
Theme Song Guy, AKA Koenma: What's his name? Kuzco! Kuzco... That's his name! Is he hip or what? Don't you know he's the king of the world? Whoa, yeah! Oww! Kuzcoooooooo...
Youko Kuzco: (Bangs in another door) Boom, baby!
Bride Guy Kuwabara: Aah, your Highness! It is time for you to choose your bride!
Youko Kuzco: Allrighty! Trot out the ladies! (Walks up to a row of beautiful girls waiting for his judgment) Are you all virgins? (Girls nod) Great! I'll take all of you, and your giant dowries with lots of shiny gold and jewels! (Girls squeal in excitement)
Himizu: YOUKO!
Youko: What?
Himizu: NOT NOW, YA DAMN FOX! FILM FIRST! THEN YOU CAN SCREW THEM SENSELESS FOR ALL I CARE, BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME, DO YOU HEAR ME?
Youko: Seeing as I have the hearing of a fox, which have far better ears then you annoying humans and you have deafened your human cohorts, yes, I'd say I heard you.
(Himizu glances at deafened Ryouko and Saru)
Himizu: Oh well… not my problem. Now… (Glares at Youko) OBEY ME!
Youko: Yes ma'am… jerk…
Himizu: Um, that would be you. Oh no, you're a freak. My mistake. NOW DO IT RIGHT!
Youko Kuzco: -.-# Fine. Okay. Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair (Girl gasps), not likely (Girl gasps), yikes (Girl gasps), yikes (Girl gasps), yikes (Girl gasps), and let me guess, you have a great personality. (Girls look really pissed off) Is this really the best you could do?
Bride Guy Kuwabara: Oh yes! Oh, no! I mean, perhaps! What I mean is… (Keeps talking unintelligibly)
(Youko Kuzco stands there looking totally annoyed)
Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up! Anyway, still wondering about that llama in the opening? Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life. First, there's Yusuke Pacha.
(Outside Palace)
(Yusuke Pacha, dressed like a peasant, walks up to Guard Jin looking for directions.)
Yusuke Pacha: Ah, excuse me, I'm here to see Emperor Youko Kuzco. You see, I got this summons--
Guard Kurama: Inside, up the stairs, and to the left. Just follow the signs.
Yusuke Pacha: Oh… great… thanks a lot.
Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): Uh, and don't be fooled by the folksy, peasant look.
(Yusuke Pacha is walking and a sandal fall on his head)
Yusuke Pacha: Ow!
Onji: (Taps Yusuke Pacha on the shoulder) Pardon me, that's mine.
Yusuke Pacha: (Hands the sandal to Onji who is hanging from a pole that he broke as he was thrown out the window) Oh, here you go.
Onji: Thank you.
Yusuke Pacha: You're welcome. (Turns to walk away, but quickly turns back) Gaaaah! Oh, hey, are you all right? Here, let me... (Helps the Onji down)
Onji: Oh, thank you, you're so very kind...
Yusuke Pacha: What happened?
Onji: Well… I… threw off the Emperor's groove…
Yusuke Pacha: What?
Onji: (Becoming hysterical) His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life! His pattern of behavior! I threw it off, and the Emperor had me thrown out the window! (Cries)
Yusuke Pacha: Oh, really, I'm supposed to see him today...
Onji: DON'T THROW OFF HIS GROOVE!
Yusuke Pacha: Oh… okay... Freak… Senile old geezer…
Onji: Beware the groove... (Walks off slowly)
Yusuke Pacha: Hey, are you going to be all right? Like I care, but…
Onji: Groove...(Disappears around corner)
Yusuke Pacha: Okay, that guy was a few corn dogs shy of a picnic.
Youko Kuzco (Voice Over): You see what I mean? This guy's trouble. But as bad as he is, he is nothing compared to what's coming up next.
Himizu: (Cackles insanely) I love my life. Mwa ha ha! Next chapter, you're finally going to get to meet Yzma and Kronk… MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Ryouko: No more writing parodies after getting only about six hours of sleep! (Hits Himizu with a hammer)
Saru: (With a giant baseball bat and spiked club) Is this a private party or can anyone play?
Himizu: o.o You really do hate me, don't you? (Runs off screaming like a banshee)
A/N: This chapter was becoming too long, so I cut it up and now it's too short! (Cries) Stupid writer's block… Although I have tons of ideas for some random new story that I randomly invented yesterday and started typing at midnight last night while I was supposed to be sleeping on the couch in the basement because my grandma is visiting… yeah… -.-() I know this chapter is really bad, but please bear with me, the next chapter will be really good, I swear it! PLEASE DON'T ABANDON ME!