"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 86: Peter on Ted Turner
"You know what really grinds my gears? Ted Turner. In case if anyone with eternal memory loss doesn't know who that is, he's the president of the Turner Broadcasting Company. The very same man who gave us both TBS and TNT. The very same man who gave us NBA on TNT, shows like Franklin & Bash and Falling Skies, and not to mention WCW Monday Nitro, who beat WWE Monday Night RAW for a record 84 weeks. So, why am I ripping on Ted Turner? Only one reason: He canceled SWAT Kats. The only cartoon I liked that involved humanoid cats, and Ted Turner got rid of it like a f*****g cat turd. To you, I say screw you, Ted! Action-packed cats is the only way to life, ya buck-toothed retard. And that's why you, Mr. Ted Turner, really grinds my gears. Oh, and by the way, TNT sucks."
Got that right, Peter. SWAT Kats should be brought back, plain and simple.
Got more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do! :D