Yes, I have posted two chapters! Make sure you read chapter 2 before you read this! This is my favorite chapter so far cuz I wrote a really good scene in math class for it. Hope you like it!

(In a badly designed throne room with cheap furniture badly spray-painted gold)

Genkai Yzma: And why have you come here today?

Mitari the Peasant: Well, your Highness, I mean, your Grace... (Continues unintelligibly)

Youko Kuzco (Voice Over): Okay, gang, check out this piece of work. This is Genkai Yzma, the Emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth. And let's not forget Genkai Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Hiei Kronk.

(No Kronk is visible)

Himizu: HIEI! GET YOURSELF OUT HERE THIS MINUTE!

(Hiei mutters some profanity, then comes out in a costume that is about ten sizes too big for him)

Saru: Hiei's too short!

Hiei: -.-

Himizu: Well, he's taller than Genkai, and that's all I'm really concerned with.

Saru: Yeah, but isn't he also supposed to be taller than Kuzco?

Himizu: KUZCO IS PLAYED BY A FREAKING 7-FOOT FOX!

Youko: (Comes up behind Himizu and hugs her) Aw, Himizu, I didn't know you cared.

Himizu: O.O -.-# (Beats Youko with a mallet)

(Ryouko and Saru crack up)

Himizu: (Pulls a giant 10-meter stick out of nowhere. She then pokes Youko until he is 10 meters away from her) Perverted foxes stay outside the 10-meter radius.

Youko: Now, you know you don't hate me that much.

Himizu: Whatever…

(Youko suddenly jumps onto the 10-meter stick, making it too heavy for Himizu to hold, so she falls over)

Himizu: (Twitching) Fat jerk… (More twitching)

Youko: Oh, I'm so sorry… (Reaches towards her)

Himizu: STAY AWAY FROM ME! (Beats him with a mallet)

(Twenty minutes later)

(Youko is lying in a bruised, bloody, battered heap of pain)

Himizu: Now, what are we going to do with Hiei's costume?

Ryouko: Well, we could put it in the washing machine…

(Twilight Zone music plays as the three girls shiver in horror, shooting terrified glances at the innocent-looking washing machine)

Yusuke: (Looking at the rest of the cast) Did I miss something?

Kuwabara: Yeah, isn't that what you normally do with clothes? Put them in the washing machine?

Saru: (Muttering) A normal washing machine…

YYH Cast: … (Blank stares)

Ryouko: That washing machine is possessed and evil.

YYH Cast: What does it do?

Himizu: It… it… it… IT SHRINKS YOUR CLOTHES!

YYH Cast: O.O (Anime fall)

Himizu: No, seriously! RISU!

(Risu Squirrely-chan runs in. She's wearing a little black shirt with silver letters reading 'Squirrel Power')

Himizu: Good squirrel. (Risu jumps on her shoulder) That shirt she's wearing used to be mine.

Ryouko: Yeah, she and Saru were having a food fight and Saru squirted a whole bottle of ketchup on her shirt. How dare they waste ketchup like that? (Mutters to herself)

Saru: So we stuck it in the washing machine, but when it came out, it was the perfect size for stupid squirrel, but it didn't fit her.

Himizu: DON'T CALL HER STUPID!

(Risu jumps on Saru and starts messing up her hair, while Saru screams like a banshee)

Ryouko: So logically, if we put Kuwabara-sized clothes in that evil possessed washing machine, it should shrink to Hiei-size.

YYH Cast: … O.o

(Girls put clothes in the washing machine)

(One hour later)

(Hiei is wearing the costume again. It fits him perfectly)

Girls: MWA HA HA HA HA!

Himizu: Places! Action!

(A fly starts buzzing around and Genaki Yzma waves at it with her hand.)
Hiei Kronk: Yeah, I got that there, Genkai Yzma. (The fly lands on his forehead and he smacks himself to get rid of the fly) Ooof! (Falls over)
Youko Kuzco (Voice Over): Yup, that's Hiei Kronk! Now, lately, Genkai Yzma's gotten this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my back, and I'm thinkin', that's gotta stop.
Genkai Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether your family has -- what was it again?
Mitari the Peasant: Um, food?
Genkai Yzma: Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants! We're through here. Take him away. Next!
Mitari the Peasant: But I (Is seized by really big guards) Um, okay.
Genkai Yzma: Uhhhhh... (Massages her head like she has a really bad headache)
Youko Kuzco: (Quietly) The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?
Genkai Yzma: Tell me about it... (Turns and sees Youko Kuzco) AAAH! (Jumps out of throne)
Youko Kuzco: Hi there! (Waves)
Genkai Yzma: Oooooooh, your Highness... (Brushes off throne)
Youko Kuzco: Ahem. Uh, you were doing it again.
Genkai Yzma: (Giggles nervously) Doing? Doing? Doing what?
Youko Kuzco: Doing my job. I'm the Emperor, and you're the Emperor's ADVISOR. Remember that?
Genkai Yzma: Oh, but, your Highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters...(Continues unintelligibly)
Youko Kuzco (Voice Over): Whoa. Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? (Spots something in her teeth) What the…? How long has that been there?
Hiei Kronk: Good thinking, Genkai Yzma. What do you say, Youko Kuzco? (Slaps Youko Kuzco, who jumps back)
Youko Kuzco: Whoa, no touchy! No touchy! No touch!
Guard Jin: Uh, excuse me, your Highness. The village leader is here to see you.
Youko Kuzco: Oh, great, send him in. (To Genkai Yzma) Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
Genkai Yzma: Fired! What do you mean, fired?
Youko Kuzco: Uh, how else can I say it? You're being let go, your department is being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick. I've got more!
Genkai Yzma: But I… you… uh… but your Highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire for… for… for many, many years…
Youko Kuzco: Hey hey, everybody hits their stride… you just hit yours fifty years ago. So, who is in my chair?
Hiei Kronk: Oh, oh, I know! Genkai Yzma! Genkai Yzma's in your chair, right?
Youko Kuzco: (Talking like you would to a puppy) Very good, Hiei Kronk! (Pulls out a cracker) Here, get the snack! (Throws it off the throne area, which is twenty feet off the ground)
Hiei Kronk: Got it! (Snaps at it and falls off the throne area thing)
Youko Kuzco: Okay, you heard the man! Up, up, up!
Hiei Kronk: (From twenty feet below) I'm okay! I'm fine!
(Genkai Yzma stalks off, muttering furiously under her breath.)

Himizu: AND CUT!

Hiei: Good. (Jumps up and stalks over to her with death in his eyes)

Himizu: (Eye twitch) I take it you have a complaint, Mr. Jaganshi?

Hiei: You're damn right I have a complaint! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THAT BUFFOON?

Himizu: (Has upside-down U eyes and a huge sweatdrop… you know the look…) Why Hiei, I have no idea what you're talking about!

Ryouko and Saru: LIAR!

Hiei: (Lifts eyebrow)

Himizu: I assure you, everything was decided by a random lottery…

Hiei: And Genkai and Youko just happened to get the parts they were made for?

Himizu: (Still has that look from earlier, although so much more so…somehow…) Eep…

Ryouko and Saru: LIAR!

Hiei: -.-#

Himizu: OKAY! I ADMIT IT! I ASSIGNED YOU THIS ROLE DELIBERATELY!

Hiei: Why?

Himizu: It sells…

Hiei: WHAT?

Himizu: Hey, come on, the fans are used to seeing you as the sadistic little bastard jerk, or the creepy naïve dude that… Never mind… Kicking that thought out of my head… Or you're a really mean freaky slut even worse than Youko Kurama who… Ack! Not finishing that thought either! (Hits head repeatedly) Anyways, they're not used to seeing you as the bumbling fool, and besides, at least you're lovable, unlike Baka Supremo. Kronk is awesome! And the fans need to see you acting OOC once in a while. It's good for them. Maybe it'll break their addiction for you. Of course, then Ryouko… Not finishing that thought either.

(Ryouko and Hiei glare murderously)

Himizu: Eep…

Saru: Haven't you ever heard of 'quit while you're ahead?

A/N: Well, I hope this one was better than the last one. I'll try to update soon, but like I've said so many times before, school makes it really hard to update and I wanna finish my other two fics ASAP, so I may put this one on hold for a week or so. I hope that's okay and that these two chapters will satisfy you for a little while. Read and Reveiw! Ja ne!