Okay yahh…same thing(whenever I say DISCLAIMER please refer to chap. 1. Anyway, onto the fic! Da-la-laaa!

Oh, and also, anyone who thinks fics like "Team Rocket…Succeeds!" or "Smash Life" are "too happy-go-lucky", then you read the last chapter for nothing. This story can get a little random, or a little…weird. You'll see what I mean.

Luffy is at sea.

"Hey Nami! You gotta come out here! There's a wonderful breeze and everything!"

Nami comes outside, she was making a map.

"What? You KNOW I don't like to be interrupted while I'm making my maps."

"No, for real! This is one of the greatest days I've ever seen!" Luffy protests.

Zolo comes out of the bedroom, he was resting. "Too perfect…"

Nami says, "Zolo, you're being WAY too melodramatic. You always are…you should stop watching so many soap operas."

Zolo says, "Err…I…have no clue what you're talking about!"

Luffy notices something floating in the water. It's shiny, but clear surface glints in the presence of the sun. Luffy stretches his arm to get it.

"HEY! Guys! It's a letter in a bottle!" Luffy exclaims.

Nami and Zolo rush over. Zolo grabs the bottle, pops the cork with his sword, and shakes out the note. It looks fresh, like it was only dropped into the sea a few minutes ago. Nami grabs the note from Zolo, to make sure that his drama-level doesn't go any higher, and reads it.

"'Dear Luffy, Zolo, and Nami,

If this is someone other than the three mentioned above, please put this message back in this bottle, cork it, and set it out to sea once again. If this reader is one of the three mentioned above, I am glad you have received this note. I am inviting you to a party at my mansion. It will have music, dancing, food, and much more. However, as this destination is quite far away and I see your only means of transportation are a boat and your own feet I have provided a faster source. All you need to do is say the word "Onuuke" and the rest you will find out. I cannot reveal any more, as the information in the wrong hands will do more than give them knowledge. I wish you luck.

-Ryuu Onuuke'"

Luffy, overexcited with numerous thoughts, says, "Well, what are we waiting for! Onuuke, Onuuke, Onuuke!"

Suddenly, a portal-vortex-thing opens, with swirling colors of dark blue and purple. It is big enough for roughly an elephant to fit in. Luffy, being as ecstatic as he is at the moment, does a mini-gum-gum-rocket into the portal. Nami and Zolo just sort of….walk in.

At the Xiaolin Temple, Omi and the rest of the Xiaolin Dragons are training. Suddenly, Dojo flies in. He was talking a flying trip(a flying trip to dragons is like a little walk in the garden for humans).

"Hey! Guys! We got a new Shen Gong Wu!" Dojo holds up the scroll. As the little animation starts up, it starts swirling unnaturally. A complex spiral of black and blue is seen. "That's weird," Dojo says, "this hasn't ever happened before…" Then, as Dojo looks deeply into the spiral-thing, a note in a bottle suddenly jumps out of it. It hits Dojo square in the nose, and he gets knocked back. The spiral-thing stops and the scroll closes by itself. Dojo stops having that "Sheng-Gong-Wu-Sense". He sits up, and rubs his nose. "Oww…what was that?"

Kimiko picks up the letter-in-the-bottle. She uncorks it, and takes the note out.

"It says…'"'Dear everyone at the Xiaolin Temple,

If this is someone other than the mentioned above, please put this message back in this bottle, cork it, and obliterate it. If this reader is one of the mentioned above, I am glad you have received this note. I am inviting you to a party at my mansion. It will have music, dancing, food, and much more. However, as this destination is quite far away(trust me, even with someone as Dojo you would not be able to get here) I have provided a more reliable source of transportation. All you need to do is say the word "Onuuke" and you will find out the rest. I cannot reveal any more, as the information in the wrong hands will do more than give them knowledge. I wish you luck.

-Ryuu Onuuke'"

Raimundo says, "Hmm! Sounds like a good time."

Master Fung says, "I do not know. It could be a trap, sprung by an evil such as Wuya."

Kimiko says, "Aw, come on, can we just check it out?"

Master Fung thinks for about 17 seconds, then says, "Well, you must accept the responsibilities of your consequences of--"

Raimundo says, "Onuuke!"

A portal that consists of spiraling green-and-white colors appears, about big enough for 3 Clays to fit. As everyone tries to go in, the result of them all going in at the same time is that they are wedged in for a few seconds. Dojo turns to his full size, and pushes them in. He follows. Master Fung thinks about going, but decides not to.