You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

88. Peter on Flat Chairs

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 88: Peter on Flat Chairs

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Chairs. Now don't get me wrong, we all do need a place to sit at. But why am I ripping on chairs, especially the kind of chairs that are hard as steel and flat? Well, for once, they make your ass sore! It almost feels like gay sex, but trust me, it's like way worse. Heck, it almost feels like you're taking a big poop. But who would wanna take a number two on a chair? It feels wrong, it feels horrible, and it's nothing I don't wanna think of. Chairs that are flat should burn in hell. Beanbags are the way to go. And if anyone takes that as a sex pun, I'm kicking somebody's head off. And that's why flat chairs grinds my gears."

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Yeah, Beanbag's are the way to go. They're so comfy!

You got more topics for the fat man himself? You know what to do! :D