Okie…for the disclaimer, go to the first page. There is also a summary there but if you don't want to spoil the story don't read that part. On chapter 2 there is a randomness/weirdness warning but if you have read this far you must either be okay with it or not be okay with it but are somehow still reading, and either way you know what I mean anyway so I'll stop. Lol. Za. Oh, and that thing about hammerspace…go to wikipedia and look up "hammerspace". Lol-a-za. Oh, and this chapter also includes Don Patch and BoBoBo NOT BEING RANDOM! OMG-ZA! No clue why I'm obsessed with the suffix -za.

Beauty, at the time, was being annoyed by Bobobo and Don Patch. Whenever she said something, Bobobo and Don Patch would put on Beauty costumes and repeat what she said in makeshift voices. And when Beauty tried to take advantage of this(by saying something like "I'm so stupid")Bobobo and Don Patch didn't copy her and broke out in laughter. All of a sudden and for no apparent reason, Don Patch starts singing Can't Stop by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Bobobo starts dancing in mid-air. Beauty knows not to ask them how in the heck they do it, because she knows it will lead to even more randomness. Don Patch then turns into a panda, and Bobobo turns into a Ferret. They start singing Yankee Doodle Dandy while trying to eat a bicycle that they, like all their other random-objects-seemingly-pulled-out-of-nowhere, got from Hammerspace. Somehow they manage to do both. At the same time. Again, Beauty doesn't bother to ask because she will not get an answer, but even more randomness than if she didn't. Suddenly, Bobobo pulls out a note from, again, hammerspace and reads it.

"Hey, Beauty, I think it's for you." The King of Randomness who was named Bobobo says.

"Yeah. It even comes with some lipstick." The Prince of Randomness, namely Don Patch says.

"Well, where's the lipstick?" Beauty inquires.

Don Patch quickly stops applying lipstick and hides it behind his back. "I have no clue what you're talking about, Beauty."

Beauty snatches the note from Don Patch before he does any more random stuff associated with it. She reads it,

"'Dear Beauty,

If this is Don Patch or Bobobo, give this note to Beauty or I will be forced to smack you repeatedly with bananas peels until you both turn into lettuce. If this is Beauty, of course I was not going to do that. I am inviting you all to a party that will have music, dancing, food, games, and much more. BoBoBo and Don Patch: this is a direct order. DO NOT tamper with the food supply! You can get here by saying the word "Onuuke". Goodbye, and see you at the party.

-Ryuu Onuuke'"

Don Patch, for some reason, stops acting random for about 3 minutes. So far only 1 minute has passed so there's 2 minutes left before he becomes random again.

"Don Patch, why are you being so not-random?" Beauty inquires.

Don Patch just shrugs and says, "Well, I just don't feel like it. We might as well go to the party."

BoBoBo nods his head and says, "Yup, I'm not going to act random for a little while, too. Onuuke."

A portal-vortex-thingie with swirling colors of yellow, pink, and blue appears. BoBoBo and Don Patch go in. Beauty wonders if the two are feeling alright and then she goes in too.

Sonic is in an obstacle course Tails recently built. It pretty much looks like a normal sonic video game level. When Sonic finishes it, he gets an "S" grade. Sonic gets so happy that for some misunderstood reason turns into Super Sonic.

"So THAT'S why they call it "S" level!" Sonic says.

Tails flies down, holding a chaos emerald. "HEY SONIC! Check it out! I just found it while I was flying along the beach."

Sonic takes the black jewel of power from Tails. "Hey wait a minute…"

"What?" Tails answers to Sonic's speculation.

Sonic thinks for a second, and counts on his fingers. Then, he thinks some more, and says, "First of all, there isn't a BLACK chaos emerald. Secondly, we already HAVE all 7 chaos emeralds!"

Miles Prower the Fox gasps and says, "Yeahhhh! Y'know what this means, Sonic? Either that's a new chaos emerald, or it's a fake!"

"Tails, don't you have one of those power-measurey-thingies, to tell if it's a real one or not?"

Tails didn't have time to answer, because the black emerald suddenly made a chiming sound and said in a monotonous voice, "Voice patterns recognized: Miles "Tails" Prower the Fox. Sonic the Hedgehog."

The odd jewel started floating, out of Sonic's hands, and played a voice recording, the speaker being male and having a heavy Asian accent:

"Dear Sonic and Tails,

Do not be afraid, I am no one to fear. This is simply an invitation to a party at my mansion. You can bring the following people with you: Miles "Tails" Prower the Fox, Shadow the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, Vector the Crocodile, Charmy the Bee, Espio the Chameleon, Rouge the Bat, Amy Rose--"

"Pfft!" Sonic said, "As IF!"

The voice continued. "—Big the Cat, and Cream the Rabbit. You may reach this party at any time by simply throwing this onyx into the air and saying, "Onuuke". I wish you luck and a great time.

-Ryuu Onuuke."

About a few seconds after the voice recording had ended, the floating fake chaos emerald stopped glowing and floating and dropped to the ground. Tails was ecstatic. Sonic was just sort of…content. Amy Rose taps Sonic on the shoulder.

"AGG-WAA! A-A-Amy, Don't do that!" Sonic exclaims after jumping from being startled.

Amy giggles and says, "I'm sorry, Sonic, lovey-dear! Hee Hee Hee! Bring me to the party or I'll have to put THIS into effect."

Amy holds up a contract that pretty much says that Sonic has to do whatever she wants for the rest of their lives.

"You can't make me sign it!" Sonic says.

"Oh yes I can!" Amy protests.

Amy takes out a machine that she snuck off of Dr.Eggman.

"It's the writer-forcer-3000! It FORCES you to write stuff, and I can sure use it on you." Amy says. "So lemme go to the party or it's WRITER-FORCER-3000 TIME!"

Sonic, at that moment, is glad that Amy is kind of dumb, because at any time she could have just used it to make him sign that contract. To make sure that she doesn't get that idea no matter what, he obliged. Amy claps her hands and smiles. She then does some kind of freakish dance. Before anything can get any weirder, Tails throws the tech-infused Onyx up in the air and says, "Onuuke". A portal with swirling colors of blue, yellow, andred appears. Tails hurriedly jumps in. Sonic follows so quickly he almost goes in before Tails. Amy tells EVERYONE(that the Onyx said was okay, anyway)about the party and everyone goes in. She waltzes with herself in.

Oh, and for the people who read the summary in the first chapter…HAHAHA! In other words, that was a fake one. Again, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—HACKCOUGHHABLETTCHCKK! This story is actually sometimes based on randomness and craziness. If you like stuff like that I suggest you read "One Closet at a Time". It's really good, for people who like random stuff. Lol. Za.