You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

90. Peter on Vince McMahon

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 90: Peter on Vince McMahon

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Vince McMahon. The very same guy who gave us World Wrestling Entertainment, and that horrid football league known as XFL. So why am I ripping him all of a sudden? Well, that should be simple. His son-in-law and his daughter are poop. Of course, I could be talking about Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, better known as the Authority. All they do is bore us with their iron fist while they treat the superstars we like as crap. Why doesn't Vinnie Mac step up and do something about this, instead of sitting at home jerking off to the divas in short skirts? Pull your pants up and straighten up Hunter and Stephanie, will ya? No one wants to see little Vince hanging out between your legs. And that's why you, lazy Mr. McMahon, grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I do admit that I prefer Vince better than Hunter and Stephanie any day.

More topics for Peter you wanna throw out? You know what to do, fans! :D

BTW, WrestleMania's tomorrow! I'm so excited!