A/N: This chapter is really short because I wasn't paying attention and didn't notice that the third scene I wanted to write was insanely long... I think it'll be the only one in the next chapter. So I just stopped. Sorry, but that's the way it is sometimes. And yes, I did write most of this before I wrote the BSTV's chapter, but didn't finish until recently. Anyways, enjoy, and review please!
(End credits to Scream are playing. Ryouko, Hiei, and Himizu have finished watching it, preceded by Hannibal, Saw, Saw II, The Ring, Ring II, and Friday the 13th. For some reason, they have been on a scary movie kick. Saru is still playing video games and everyone else is out loafing)
Hiei: Himizu?
Himizu: What?
Hiei: I have a question for you… I asked it earlier, but I want a better answer.
Himizu: I don't even remember you asking a question, so I'll probably give you the same answer.
Hiei: (Rolls eyes) I wouldn't expect anything else…
Himizu: Shut up.
Ryouko: Stop fighting… Crazy kids…
Hiei: (Rolls eyes again, ignoring Ryouko's comment) Himizu? Why in the name of everything good in this world did you make me play the buffoon in this parody?
Himizu: Now that's an interesting question… How do we define what is good in this world? Certain psychos in Afghanistan or whatever think it's good to attach little bombs to themselves and blow shit up… Some people think the only good things in life are football, booze, and women… Some people can't live without drugs, sex, alcohol, cars, things like that… but others think that some of these things shouldn't even be allowed to exist… It's all a question of perspective… So whose perspective were you referring to? Yours? Mine? Ryouko's? A llamas? A RANDOM STRANGER ON THE STREET'S?
Hiei: o.O
Ryouko: Take a chill pill… Remember, in through the nose, out through the teeth.
Himizu: (Takes a couple breaths) Okay, I'm calm. What was the question?
Hiei: (Glare) Why did you make me play Kronk?
Himizu: Because the fans need to see you in a different perspective.
Hiei: That's not a good answer. I don't care what they think.
Himizu: (Flipping through the script) Good, we have plenty of time to change that negative attitude… you're not in either of the scenes today.
Hiei: A fit of inspiration has seized you?
Himizu: Kinda… I'm feeling depressed cuz I don't wanna write that last chapter of BSTV's… It's been with me so long… it's like amputating something, you know?
Hiei: No I don't…
Ryouko: And you shouldn't either, baka, you've never had anything amputated.
Himizu: Yes I did, I had my right foot cut off because some stupid child named Mikey switched our hospital charts and they wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't Mikey.
Hiei: o.O What the crap?
Ryouko: -.- Himizu, that didn't really happen… it was in that one stupid book that you were reading… the one that gave you nightmares because of the story about the wizard who could make spiders crawl under your skin and through your veins and…
Himizu: SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP! (Freaks out and starts rubbing arms frantically) Hate hate hate spiders hate hate hate spiders hate hate hate spiders hate hate hate spiders…
Hiei: … (Blinks)
Ryouko: She deserved that…
Himizu: Okay, I'm done, let's go film!
Hiei: You're ridiculous.
Himizu: I try.
Ryouko: (Looking at script) Hey, Himizu, you missed a scene.
Himizu: O.O WHAT? WHERE?
Ryouko: Right before Genkai did the eulogy, you were supposed to show Yusuke giving Youko the poncho…
Himizu: WHAT? SHITSHITSHITSHIT!
Saru: What are you freaking out about? Just do it now and dub it in?
Himizu: HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT WILL WORK? WAIT! What if I do it now and dub it in?
Saru: But I just…
(Ryouko elbows her in the ribs)
Ryouko: How do you think of these things, Himizu-chan?
Himizu: It's a gift. (Happy smile)
(Quick shot showing Youko Kuzco shivering and stuff, evidently cold. Yusuke Pacha walks over and lays his poncho on top of Youko Kuzco, then walks off. Youko Kuzco opens his eyes, looks at the poncho, looks guilty, then lays his head down and goes back to sleep)
Himizu: There. Now back to our originally scheduled programming!
Ryouko and Saru: (Sigh)
(At Yusuke Pacha's House)
(Rinku Tipo jerks awake in bed.)
Rinku Tipo: Dad, look out!
Keiko Chicha: Rinku Tipo, what is it?
Rinku Tipo: I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death! (Freaks out, hyperventilates, all that jazz)
Keiko Chicha: All right, all right, it's okay.
Rinku Tipo: It was awful!
Keiko Chicha: Shh! It's okay, it's okay. Rinku Tipo, calm down. It was just a dream. Your dad's fine. He just went back to see the emperor.
Rinku Tipo: (Calm again… gotta love mood swings) Oh, like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.
Keiko Chicha: (Smirk) That's right.
Amanuma Chaca: Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama. (Snickers)
(Yusuke twitches madly as he watches this scene)
Rinku Tipo: Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Amanuma Chaca: It could.
Rinku Tipo: Nuh-uh.
Amanuma Chaca: Yeah-huh.
Rinku Tipo: Nuh-uh.
Amanuma Chaca: Yeah-huh.
(The kids continue doing this at a very fast pace.)
Keiko Chicha: Good night, you two.
Kids: Night Mom!
Amanuma Chaca: Yeah-huh.
Rinku Tipo: Nuh-uh.
Amanuma Chaca: Yeah-huh.
Rinku Tipo: Nuh-uh.
Saru: They fight just like real siblings, don't they?
Himizu: I know, isn't it brilliant? (Looks at script) Man… this next scene is long… (Sigh) I really don't feel like doing it…
Ryouko: You have to be kidding…
Himizu: So I'm lazy. Shoot me. I just finished BSTV's, give me a break!
Saru: And before you finished that, you decided oh so brilliantly to start another fanfic.
Himizu: I don't recall asking your opinion… (Glare) Look, I have exams next week! I may as well post this now, just so I can post something. If I don't post this, I won't post it for another two weeks.
Ryouko: Point. Okay, Cast, filming is over for today! Get outta here!
Himizu: Wanna go watch the Season Finale of CSI?
Ryouko: SURE!
Saru: Yay, videogames! Must break all records…
Kurama: …She's never going to finish this, is she?
Himizu: Kurama, I never leave a fic unfinished. I will, however, ignore it for long periods of time, causing all my reader to abandon me and hate me and send threatening letters and leave effigies of me on my doorstep… Not good. So therefore, I will only abandon this as long as necessary. Which shouldn't be long, just enough to get me through the exams. Now let's go watch CSI!
Kurama: Hopeless… (Sigh)
A/N: Yeah, I already watched the Season Finale of CSI… the guy with the corset scared the crap outta me… but the end… with Grissom… and Sara… I wanted to kill something. (Scowls) I hate Grissom/Sara pairing… hate it hate it hate it! She should be with Nick! With Nick, I tell you! Grr… Oh well. Regardless, it was good. I enjoyed it. I love CSI!