All I have to say here is that there's a Disclaimer on chapter 1 and lol-a-za. Oh, and that Mewtwo's not a villain, he's actually some kind of Anti-Hero. Not the anti-hero who does good stuff for bad reasons, the anti-hero who does bad stuff for…being-bossed-around and being-driven-crazy reasons. In the pokemon canon you'd say that he's actually neutral.

In the living room of the mansion, Ness is drinking soda. A lot. Of soda.

The smashers scream, "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

For some reason, another portal opens, swirling with black and white, and Dark from D.N.Angel falls out. Miyamoto personally explains to him that's happening. He sees the new Villain and Anti-Hero Group(or the VAHG)and joins the fun. It's consisted of Bowser, Metaknight, Vaati, Mewtwo, Dark Link, and for some reason, a Nintendog. This Nintendog actually happens to be the Nintendog of Gannondorf, who owns a Nintendog game pack.

Back in the Miya-Mansion kitchen…

BoBoBo says, "Well, Don Patch, I think it's all finished!"

Don Patch answers, "Great! They'll be so happy to see all the food we made."

BoBoBo and Don Patch bring the food outside. Miyamoto realizes they're finished, and then pushes a button. A hole in the floor appears and a table comes out of it. BoBoBo and Don Patch put the food on the table so fast it can only be done in anime. Just as fast everyone(except Sonic and Amy, who are still running around the house) crowds around the table and begins eating.

Sonic, who stops running once he finishes writing his restraining order, says, "HA! RESTRAINING ORDER!"

Amy backs off. Then, she uses the writer-forcer-3000 to make Sonic mess up the Restraining Order. Amy smiles, then tackles Sonic and starts kissing him.

Meanwhile, at one of the windows…

"Like, Oh-Em-GEE, Vicky, you're so totally right!" A valley/fan-girl says.

There are about 24 girls and 21 boys crowded around a window. They're watching the fictional characters of their dreams party.

"I say…let's ram the door!" A fan-boy says.

"I say…let's start a RIOT!" Another fan-boy says.

"I say…let's ram the door!" The first fan-boy says.

"I say…let's KISS THEM!" Another valley/fan-girl says.

"I say…let's ram the door!" The first fan-boy says.

The first fan-boy starts banging on the door. Every fan-kid outside the Miya-Mansion just shrugs and starts banging on the door. The boys are just shouting and the girls are saying stuff like, "WE LOVE YOUUUUUUU!" And giggling.

Inside, Miyamoto hears the screaming, banging, and shouting. So does everyone else in the mansion(the table's near the front door). They know that door's not going to hold out much longer. Every strong character(such as Bowser, Mewtwo(his PK powers are extremely powerful), and BoBoBo)tries to hold the doors back, while Wire Frames from Super Smash Brothers Melee help. After 30 seconds of trying to hold them back, the fictional characters succeed.

"Well, at least that's over." Megaman says.

All of a sudden, a window shatters as 45 fan-kids pour through it.

"You know what they say," Raimundo says.

"Never count your chickens before they hatch." Clay says.

Fans spread out all over characters, some even doing some kind of tug-of-war on them. Except for the Nintendogs, they are just admired, pet, and other things a fan-girl would do if she ever encountered a Nintendog. Shigeru pulls some kind of portable radio out of his jacket.

"Code F! We have a Code F, over." He hurriedly says.

All of a sudden, Wire Frames grab all the characters, struggling through a sea of fans. The magnetic floor turns on, and a giant fan is activated in the back of the room. Anyone who was not clinging to a wire frame is blown out of the mansion. There is also a lockdown, where steel doors and windows roll down to cover the already existing ones. The fan turns off, and the wire frames disappear. All of a sudden, Inuyasha starts acting strangely. He starts running around so quickly you can hardly see him, and he talks so quickly that everything he says is slurred into one word. Then, Megaman starts acting the same. Then Sora. All of a sudden everyone is acting like this.

Sonic, who didn't eat the food and somehow got away from Amy, says to BoBoBo and Don Patch, "What in the HECK did you put in that food!"

BoBoBo and Don Patch both answer, "…Nothing."

Amy looks at everyone. "Doesn't look like nothing."

BoBoBo corrects himself and Don. "…That is, nothing but sugar."

Don Patch continues, "Yes, every single food item was made entirely of sugar."

Sonic slaps his head at the results of BoBoBo and Don Patch's randomness. He's also GLAD he didn't touch that sugar-infested food.

Bowser starts having hallucinations because some of the sugar is going to his head. "I love you, stairs!" He tries to hug them, but trips over one. "Playing hard-to-get, are we?"

Shigeru, Sonic, and Amy can do nothing but stare at the craziness that is happening at the Miya-Mansion. Now there's two reasons why they're glad there was a lockdown.