A/N: I've had this chapter ready for almost a week, but didn't feel like proofreading it... (Sigh) Gym is evil... I'm always tired when I get home and I sit and vegetate playing Spider Solitaire and listening to music... and working on a fanfic that I haven't posted yet and am really started to love... Heh heh. Anyways, here's the chapter, finally... -.-() I'll try to update again sometime within the next two weeks.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Blah. (Glares at lawyers and burns effigies of them)
Himizu: (Glaring at the TV) Well, that was a rip-off…
Ryouko: I agree… The finale of Numb3rs could have been a lot better. Oh well…
Himizu: Exams are over… I should go film some more.
Ryouko: You really should.
Himizu: (Sigh) (Doesn't move)
Ryouko: (Lifts eyebrows)
Himizu: (Still doesn't move)
Ryouko: (Rolls eyes) Get up, you lazy girl!
Himizu: (Sigh) Fine… (Gets up) Let's go! (Marches out to find that it is 2 in the morning and the Cast is asleep) (Evil smile) (Pulls out trumpet and giant speakers)
Ryouko: O.o … -.- They won't thank you for that…
Himizu: Sucks for them. (Blows Taps at 500 decibels.)
YYH Cast: HOLY CRAP FOR CRAP!
Himizu: That worked out well…
(Cast sees her holding trumpet)
Hiei: Why did you do that?
Himizu: I'm inspired! Let's film!
Kurama: At 2 AM?
Himizu: Well, why not?
Kurama: (Groan) You're insane.
Himizu: No da.
Ryouko: Kurama, remember who you're talking about…
Kurama: -.-() Right…
Himizu: PLACES!
(In the pathetic imitation of a jungle)
Yusuke Pacha: (Gets hit in the face with a bunch of water) Ooh! Brr.
Youko Kuzco: (Hands Yusuke Pacha his poncho.) Uh, hey. Thanks.
Yusuke Pacha: Oh. No problem.
Youko Kuzco: Feels like wool.
Yusuke Pacha: Yeah.
Youko Kuzco: Alpaca?
Yusuke Pacha: Oh, yeah, it is.
Youko Kuzco: Oh, yeah, I thought so. It's nice.
Yusuke Pacha: My… … My… … Keiko made it.
Youko Kuzco: (Lifts eyebrows sarcastically) Oh, she knits?
Yusuke Pacha: … … …Crochets.
Youko Kuzco: Crochets? Nice. (Smirking)
Yusuke Pacha: … … …Thanks.
Youko Kuzco: (No longer smirking) So...so, I was thinking that when I got back to the city, we'd, uh...I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know...I … I might...
Yusuke Pacha: Are you saying...you've changed your mind?
Youko Kuzco: Oh, well, I … I...
Yusuke Pacha: Because you know that means you're doing something nice for someone else.
Youko Kuzco: No, I know that. I know.
Yusuke Pacha: And you're all right with that?
Youko Kuzco: Yes. (Yusuke Pacha looks hard at him then holds out his hand) What? (He holds out his hoof)
Yusuke Pacha: (Pulls back) Don't shake unless you mean it. (They shake) (Looking cheerful) All right. Let's get you back to the palace. Oh, by the way, thanks.
Youko Kuzco: (Smugly) No...thank you.
Yusuke: (Spazzing)
Himizu: What the crap, Urameshi?
Yusuke: Too…much…nice…
Ryouko: -.- What a jerk…
Himizu: I'm getting ready to show him just how nice you and I can be when we're pissed off…
Yusuke: (Twitch) I don't think that will be necessary… (Twitch)
(Later)
Yusuke Pacha: Okay. Once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace.
Youko Kuzco: Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath.
Yusuke Pacha: (Muttering) I believe it.
Youko Kuzco: (Glare) What was that?
Yusuke Pacha: Nothing. (Smirks) (Falls through a rotting board and gets caught in the vines under the bridge) Ohh! Whoa! Youko Kuzco! Youko Kuzco!
Youko Kuzco: (Nonchalantly) Yeah?
Yusuke Pacha: Quick, help me up!
Youko Kuzco: No, I don't think I will.
Yusuke Pacha: You're going to leave me here?
Youko Kuzco: Well, I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.
Yusuke Pacha: I thought you were a changed fox-man.
Youko Kuzco: Oh, come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the city.
Yusuke Pacha: So all of it was a lie?
Youko Kuzco: Well, yeah. No, wait. (Thinks for a second) Uh, yeah, yeah, it was all a lie. Toodles. (Walks away)
Yusuke Pacha: (Yelling) We shook hands on it!
Youko Kuzco: (Comes back) You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is...you need hands. (Shows off hooves) Ha! Okay. Buh-bye. (Falls through boards and also gets caught in the vines) Aah!
Yusuke Pacha: Are you okay? Are you all right?
Youko Kuzco: Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm all right.
Yusuke Pacha: Good! (Punches him) That's for going back on your promise!
Youko Kuzco: (Hits him back) Yeah, that's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village...which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Ah ha ha ha! (O.O) No touchy. Ooh! (Gets majorly body-slammed by Yusuke Pacha)
(They are now standing on rocks on opposite sides of the canyon thing… which isn't really that big of a canyon, but shhh.)
Yusuke Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, ooh, you proved me wrong.
Youko Kuzco: Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama. (Slaps face lightly)
Yusuke Pacha: I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.
Youko Kuzco: Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.
Yusuke Pacha: Let's end this.
Youko Kuzco: Ladies first.
(No one moves)
Himizu: What the crap?
Youko and Yusuke: I'm not jumping first!
Ryouko: -.- Bakas…
Youko: He's supposed to jump first, it's in the script!
Yusuke: I'm not a lady, goddamnit!
Ryouko: Lady? Where?
Himizu: Silence, fool. Yusuke… if you don't jump… (Snarls, gets an aura of fire and ice)
Yusuke: o.o Yes ma'am! (Jumps)
Yusuke Pacha: Aah!
Youko Kuzco: Yaah!
(They fly at each other and begin fighting. The vines break and they fall down into a crevice. If they fall anymore they will fall into the river and be eaten by crocodiles. Very hungry man-eating, demon-eating, and, yes, llama-eating crocodiles)
Youko Kuzco and Yusuke Pacha: Oh! Aaah! Ow! Ow! Whoa! Oh!
Youko Kuzco: (Hysterical) What are we gonna do? Aah! What are we gonna do? We're gonna die! We're gonna die! That's it for me!
Yusuke Pacha: No, we're not. Calm down. I have an idea. Give me your arm. (They link arms) Okay, now the other one. When I say go, push against my back, and we'll walk up the hill. Ready? Go. (Pushes back and Youko Kuzco is slammed up against the crevice wall.)
Youko Kuzco: Ow! You did that on purpose. Aah! (Shoves back)
Yusuke Pacha: No, I didn't! Now, we're gonna have to work together to get out of this, so follow my lead. Ready? Right foot.
Youko Kuzco: Whose right? Your right or mine?
Yusuke Pacha: I don't care. Mine.
Youko Kuzco: Well, why yours?
Yusuke Pacha: -.- Okay, your right! Ready?
Youko Kuzco: Okay, got it.
Yusuke Pacha: Okay, right. Left. Right.
(They begin to climb out of the crevice)
Youko Kuzco: Ha ha! Look, we're moving! (Looks at the hungry crocs and freaks out) Aah!
Yusuke Pacha: Don't look down! Now, stay with me. Stay with me. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right!
(The crevice begins widening so that they can't go up anymore.)
Youko Kuzco: Now what, genius?
Yusuke Pacha: Working on it. (Sees a long vine) Okay, here's the deal. Stretch out your neck and I'll grab the rope.
Youko Kuzco: How do I know you won't let me fall after you grab the rope?
Yusuke Pacha: You're just gonna have to trust me!
(Youko Kuzco does so and Yusuke Pacha reaches for the vine.)
Youko Kuzco: (Sarcastically, since Yusuke is wearing some big pillows to look more like Pacha) You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult. Ugh! Argh!
Youko Pacha: Almost. Got it! (Gives it a tug) It's stuck.
Youko Kuzco: Take your time. No hurry here. (Scorpions fall into his fur) Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
Yusuke Pacha: Youko Kuzco!
(Youko Kuzco scrambles and gets his mouth stuck in an opening in the wall. The scorpions make their way down Yusuke Pacha's shirt, so he slams back against the wall to kill them. The banging wakes up the bats that live in the cave. Since Youko Kuzco's mouth is blocking the entrance, they all fly into his mouth until he's pushed back from the opening and they can fly out.)
Youko Kuzco: Aah! Oh, no!
Yusuke Pacha: Uhh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Youko Kuzco: Huh? (The momentum makes Youko Kuzco fly up the rest of the way to the top of the canyon wall, pulling Yusuke Pacha with him.) Aah! Whoa! (Cliff begins to collapse… but since Himizu is cheap, the collapsible part is actually a pile of loose rocks, mwa ha ha) Huh? Look out! (He pulls Yusuke Pacha back from the crumbling canyon wall.)
Yusuke Pacha: Oh!
Youko Kuzco: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh, look at me and my bad self. I snatched you right out of the air! 'Oooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall and I'm taking you with me.' Well, not today, pal. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. (Does the Egyptian dance…which looks so wrong since he's a fox demon dressed as a llama… shudders)
Yusuke Pacha: (Stunned) You just… saved my life.
Youko Kuzco: O.O Huh? (-.-) So?
Yusuke Pacha: (Smirk) I knew it.
Youko Kuzco: Knew what?
Yusuke Pacha: That there is some good in you after all.
Youko Kuzco: Oh, no.
Yusuke Pacha: Admit it.
Youko Kuzco: Wrong.
Yusuke Pacha: Yes, there is.
Youko Kuzco: Nuh-uh.
Yusuke Pacha: I think there is. Hey, you could've let me fall.
Youko Kuzco: Nuh-uh! Come on, what's the big deal? Nobody's that heartless. (Covers mouth with hooves) Don't read too much into it. It was a one-time thing.
Yusuke Pacha: Right. Sure. Well, we better get going. With that bridge out, it's a four-day walk to the palace.
Youko Kuzco: What? You mean you're still taking me back?
Yusuke Pacha: (Shrug) I shook on it, didn't I?
Youko Kuzco: Well, yeah, but I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing. I'm still building Kuzcotopia when I get back.
Yusuke Pacha: Well, four days is a long time. Who knows? Maybe you'll change your mind.
Youko Kuzco: Uh-huh. Four days. What are the chances of you carrying me?
Yusuke Pacha: (Twitch) Not good… not good at all…
Himizu: Phew… told you this one would be a long scene.
Ryouko: Technically, it was two, but we'll go with that.
Saru: (Wakes up) Hi, gang, what did I miss?
Himizu and Ryouko: EVERYTHING!
Saru: o.O (Twitches) Okay…
Yusuke: (Falls over twitching) I sound so gay...
Himizu: Granted, Pacha is a bit of a sap, but give me a break…
Kuwabara: Ha ha, Urameshi sounds so dumb! Ha ha ha!
Himizu: Silence, baka!
Youko: This is so stupid… I'm leaving. (Turns into Kurama)
Himizu: Fine… but you'll come back out when I tell you to. And you will listen. Mwa ha ha!
Ryouko: Easy girl…
Himizu: Okay, I lack inspiration to do anything else! I'm done for now! See ya'!
Hiei: Please tell me I'm not in any more scenes…
Ryouko: Oh, Hiei, why don't you like playing Kronk? He is the best character in the movie! And yes, you're in the next filming! You might even be in the next scene.
Hiei: (Groans)
Ryouko: (Rolls eyes) Whatever… Hey, Himizu, can we go watch Law & Order?
Himizu: (Sleeping while standing up) (Wakes up) What? Law & Order? Where? Sure! Let's go watch TV! And drink caffinated sodas! And sugary imitation fruit drinks! Because those are better than any alcohol!
Cast: O.o What the heck?
Saru: Okay… whatever… (Goes back to sleep)
(Ryouko and Himizu go back to the TV room)
Cast: … (Goes back to sleep)
A/N: Review please! (Puppy eyes) I'm too tired to think of anything creative to say...