2 things: Disclaimer on chapter 1 and if Leetspeak annoys you badly then this chapter has a little(just ignore it because it's not vital to the story).

Sonic and Amy were running around the house, trying to round everyone up. But it was just impossible. All the other characters from the Sonic dimension were either equally fast or not as fast but still too fast for the actual Sonic to do something. Every time Amy tried to pick up a Nintendog, she would freeze in mid-crouch and stare at it because "it was just TOO CUTE". The little Nintendog would then proceed to running away at Mach 2. The computer was going crazy because Megaman was virtually running around the web. Sonic thought he saw something, stopped the computer(which, by the way, was REALLY hard to do, also considering Eggman's the techno-geek and Sonic usually FIGHTS computers), and went back to the picture that was last flashed on the screen. It was a fan-site of pictures, the one displayed was one of Sonic and Amy getting married. Sonic fainted, and then Megaman appeared on the screen laughing maniacally, and started to make the computer go crazy again. Amy saw the chance, and proceeded to kiss Sonic and hug him and do crazy things. Miyamoto, at the time, was cursing in Japanese. Something was triggered in Inyu-Yasha by the cursing and insulting. He stopped having a sugar rush, and started chasing after Miyamoto for revenge, holding out his sword and shrieking.

Meanwhile, the fans hadn't given up yet. One of them happened to have perfect replicas of the Iron Boots from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time(48, to be exact)and gave everyone some. However, many of them heavily complained.

"They're too big!"

"They're too heavy!"

"How do I get them on?"

The fan-kid slapped his face. How do I deal with these kinds of people? He thought. Then, he saw something. Ganon(not Dorf, just Ganon)was outside, eating grass like a cow. He must have escaped before the lockdown. Perfect, The fan-kid thought, rubbing his hangs together with glee. The plan is starting to take action. He glanced at the other whining and struggling fan-kids, and then thought, Well, the OTHER one.

After Sonic regained consciousness, covered with Amy kisses, he thought, What happened! He saw a mirror, and almost died of shock. He raced to a bathroom as fast as he could to wash the lipstick off.

"I may never live with dignity again," He said sorrowfully as he finished wiping all the lipstick off. Then, out the bathroom window(it was made with Plexiglass), he saw something.

"Uh…..Oh…."

Miyamoto was STILL being chased by Inyu-Yasha. He was inexplicably tired, but he kept running for his life anyway. Then, Sonic at 350 MPH(his TOP speed is 400 MPH, I think)picked up Miyamoto as he was running, and started running the other way.

"I'm SAVED!" Miyamoto shrieked, while still being carried by Sonic. "Oh, Sonic, I swear I'll end my disputes with Sega as soon as I can." (Referring to how Nintendo stopped fighting with Sega)

"Well, even though that IS good, that's not the reason why I need you. LOOK!"

Sonic slowed down once he reached the bathroom door, and put Miyamoto down. Miyamoto looked out the window. Outside, fans were tying some sort of Ganon-Leash onto Ganon. Somehow, he wasn't trying to obliterate them. Instead, he actually seemed to like it, and started panting like a dog.

"This…is not good." Miyamoto said under his breath. "If they get control of him, who knows what would happen. I even had to give Link a maximum of 20 hearts JUST to beat HIM." Miyamoto said, more audibly.

"I thought you could have a maximum of 30 hearts?" Said Sonic, having played Ocarina of Time.

Miyamoto looked like he was in pain. "Gameshark. Don't ask."

Sonic understood his pain. Though a cheating device, he had been tortured countless ways ranging from dying randomly to falling though infinite matter to suddenly turning into Amy(the worst of all).

Then, Miyamoto brightened up. "Hey! That gives me an idea! Well…two, anyway."

He brought Sonic(Amy and Inyu-Yasha, who were still not hyper, were just hanging out, talking about stuff while trying to ignore…well…everything)with him to a room. It was filled with loads of technology.

"This is my Portal-Generating room," Miyamoto started to lecture, "recently built. I think I can bring a few 'friends' to stop this…"

He told one of his scientists some weird, complicated stuff(not to mention it was in Japanese so it was even HARDER to understand) and then a few words that were recognizable: "Miggingno, 'M, Shadow Link, and Mewthree." (Whatever you think they look like, you can imagine them that way because there is no "real" way for them to look)

Suddenly, two portals opened. A gameboy with Pokemon Blue in it started to shake violently. Then, two figures that Sonic guessed were Missingno and 'M exited through the screen, and grew to their real-life size once they were fully out. Then, the two portals changed colors from monochrome to sepia to finally swirling colors of Black and swirling colors of black-and-purple-and-grey, and Shadow Link and Mewthree came out, respectively. Miyamoto explained what happened to them, and they all nodded and still stood as straight and still as they could(they were all, technically, owned by Miyamoto).

"Okay," He started, "this is what you're going to have to do…"