A/N: Finally, I update this thing! I tried all day yesterday, but I just couldn't get this thing uploaded! But now here it is. I still can't believe I wrote the whole thing in one sitting. I hope it's up to my usual standards.

Himizu: (Staring at ceiling) So… bored…

Ryouko: (Blinks)

Himizu: You know, since I got back from camp, I've had the strangest urge to go and get in touch with nature… maybe go fall in some quicksand. That was fun. Kinda smelly though.

Ryouko: Kinda? You killed our laundry ogre when he smelled the clothes you wore into the quicksand!

Himizu: Heh heh… (Grins sheepishly)

Ryouko: (Rolls eyes)

Himizu: Well, since there's no quicksand around here, I guess I'll go film some more.

Ryouko: (Lifts eyebrows) You're actually inspired? I'm very impressed, Himizu.

Himizu: (Bows) Thank you, I try.

Ryouko: Uh, no you don't. If you tried, this fic would have been done before you went to camp.

Himizu: Shut up.

(Somewhere in the fake jungle, we see Hiei pulling a wheelbarrow that has been set up to look like a royal carriage thing that is supposed to be carried on someone's back, but Hiei probably isn't strong enough to do so, so therefore we have a wheelbarrow! Yay!)

Genkai Yzma: No, no, no! We've searched every village surrounding the palace and still no sign of Youko Kuzco. Where is he? (Into intercom) Hiei Kronk!

Hiei Kronk: (Into intercom) Hiei Kronk here.

Genkai Yzma: (Into intercom) I'm getting tired. Pull over.

Hiei Kronk: (Into intercom) Sure thing. Hiei Kronk out. (We pull back as he comes to a stop and Genkai Yzma steps out. She proceeds to walk hard with her heels on his back and his hand.) Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ohh!

Genkai Yzma: (Looks down and sees she's standing in mud) Perfect. These are my best shoes. I hate this jungle. (Pulls a long scarf out of mud and hits herself in face. She is then chased by bees)

Hiei Kronk: Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo.

Genkai Yzma: (Sees Bucky) Aah!

Hiei Kronk: I am loving this.

Genkai Yzma: Get away from me! Uhh.

(Bucky runs over to Hiei Kronk and proceeds to chatter to him.)

Hiei Kronk: Yeah. Tell me about it. No, no, it's not you. She's not the easiest person to get close to. There's a wall there. (Taps spot where heart should be, but we all know Hiei doesn't have one… not the point though!) Trust me.

Genkai Yzma: Are you talking to that squirrel?

Hiei Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk. I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures. (To Bucky) Please continue.

Bucky: Squeak squakers squeak squeak.

Genkai Yzma: Aah! Why me? Why me?

Hiei Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little gal's has had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.

Genkai Yzma: (Quickly moves to stand beside Hiei Kronk, scaring the crap out of Bucky, making Himizu twitch and plan to send her beloved squirrel to therapy) Oh, a talking llama? Ha ha ha ha! Do tell. Heh heh heh heh.(Bucky turns her back on Genkai Yzma.)

Hiei Kronk: Uh, she doesn't really want to talk to you.

Genkai Yzma: -.-# Well, then, you ask her.

Hiei Kronk: -.- I hate being in the middle. Squeaky, uh...squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.

Bucky: Squeak squeaky squeakers squeak.

Hiei Kronk: Jaguars? No kidding? Brutal.

Bucky: Squeak squeak squeaky squeak. (She then realizes that Genkai Yzma is listening and she stops talking.)

Hiei Kronk: Uh, could you give us a little room here?

Genkai Yzma: (Moves a few inches away) Uh, sorry.

Hiei Kronk: Uh-huh. A little bit more, please.

Genkai Yzma: (From about 20 feet away) How is this?

Hiei Kronk: Yeah, that's good.

Genkai Yzma: Now ask her which way the talking llama went!

Hiei Kronk: Uh, squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.

Bucky: Squeakity squeak! (Points)

(In another part of the jungle)

(Yusuke Pacha is pulling Youko Kuzco in a wheelbarrow.)

Yusuke Pacha: Low blood sugar, huh?

Youko Kuzco: (Reclining lazily, sipping lemonade) Yeah, it's a curse. Ha.

Yusuke Pacha: -.-# Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.

(At Mudka's Meat Hut)

(They arrive, but there is a sign over the door that states 'No Llama's'. They look at each other and Yusuke grins evilly.)

Waitress Botan: Bingo! Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug...of meat. What'll it be?

Yusuke Pacha: Ahem. We'll have two specials. Is that all right, dear?

(Youko Kuzco is now dressed up like a woman.)

Youko Kuzco: (In a high-pitched voice) Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin. You know what I like.

Yusuke Pacha: Hee hee hee. We're on our honeymoon.

Waitress Botan: Bless you for coming out in public. So that's two specials.

Youko Kuzco: And an onion log. To split. (Bats eyelashes cutely)

Waitress Botan: Ordering! I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop on table twelve!

(Yusuke Pacha and Youko Kuzco laugh)

Yusuke Pacha: Okay, so I'll admit this was a good idea.

Youko Kuzco: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?

Yusuke Pacha: That's funny, because I thought going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace, were all really bad ideas.

Youko Kuzco: Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.

Waitress Botan: Hot and crispy pillbug for the happy couple. Mazel tov.

Yusuke Pacha: Oh, boy. (Begins eating something that looks like a giant bug's guts)

Youko Kuzco: Ooh. Ugh. Bluh. Urp!

Yusuke Pacha: Oh, here. Let me get that for you

Youko Kuzco: Bleaggh! Uck! (Gets up)

Yusuke Pacha: Where are you going?

Youko Kuzco: I'm just going to slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.

Yusuke Pacha: You're gonna get us thrown out.

Youko Kuzco: Please. With this disguise, I'm invisible.

Guy at Bar (AKA Chuu): (Oggles Youko Kuzco's ass, then gives Yusuke Pacha a thumbs up.) Heh heh!

(Yusuke Pacha nervously gives a thumbs up back)

(Genkai Yzma and Hiei Kronk walk in and sit right behind Yusuke Pacha.)

Genkai Yzma: We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel. I should have done away with Youko Kuzco myself when I had the chance.

Hiei Kronk: Oh, you really gotta stop beating yourself up about that. (Genkai Yzma bends her fork in half.) Uh-oh. I'll get you another one there, Genkai Yzma. (To Yusuke Pacha) You using that fork there, pal? (Yusuke Pacha hands him the fork) Hey, don't I know you?

Yusuke Pacha: I don't think so.

Hiei Kronk: Wrestled you in high school?

Yusuke Pacha: Yeah, as if… I mean…Don't remember that.

Hiei Kronk: Metal shop? I got it! Miss Narca's interpretive dance -- two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles. Come on, pal. You gotta help me out here.

Yusuke Pacha: (Somewhat alarmed to hear Hiei acting chummy) I don't think we've ever met, but I've gotta go. (Gets up and begins walking away towards the kitchen)

Hiei Kronk: Don't worry, I'll think of it.

(In the kitchen)

(Youko Kuzco is talking to Chef Kuwabara.)

Youko Kuzco: Look, all I know is the food looked iffy. I'm not the only one that thinks that, I'm sure.

Yusuke Pacha: (From the doorway) Psst! Hey!

Youko Kuzco: So, I'm just checking to make sure you're going to take the main course up a notch.

(Back in the dining area)

Genkai Yzma: Is there anything on this menu that isn't swimming in gravy?

Hiei Kronk: Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.

(Back in the kitchen)

Youko Kuzco: It's a simple question. Is there or is there not anything edible (Yusuke Pacha drags him out, Chef Kuwabara looks relived, but Youko Kuzco sticks his head back in) ...on this menu?

(Chef Kuwabara snarls angrily)

Youko Kuzco: Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!

Hiei Kronk: Hey, pal, what's your policy on making special orders?

Chef Kuwabara: Hey! Shorty's actually being nice!

(Everyone glares at Kuwabara)

Chef Kuwabara: All right, buster, that's it! You want a special order, then you make it! I quit!

Hiei Kronk: Yeah, but I…

Chef Kuwabara: I try and I try, but there's no respect for anyone with vision. That's it! There's just nothing I can do about it!

Hiei Kronk: Please don't go.

Waitress Botan: Three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?

Hiei Kronk: (Wearing the giant chef's hat that Kuwabara shoved on his head as he stormed out) Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill, got it.

(In a back room)

Youko Kuzco: What's going on?

Yusuke Pacha: No time to explain. We gotta get out of here.

(Back in the dining area)

Genkai Yzma: What is he doing in there? (Looks annoyed, walks to kitchen)

(Back in the storage room)

Yusuke Pacha: (Opens window) Unh! Come on!

Youko Kuzco: In a minute, I'm still hungry.

Yusuke Pacha: No, Youko Kuzco!

Youko Kuzco: Okay, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast. You got it?

Hiei Kronk: Can do.

Genkai Yzma: What's taking so long?

Hiei Kronk: Pickup!

Genkai Yzma: Hiei Kronk! You can cook? What are you doing?

Hiei Kronk: Kinda busy here.

Genkai Yzma: Why am I not surprised?

Hiei Kronk: Your order's up!

(From here on out every time Genkai Yzma and Youko Kuzco speak, they come in the door to the kitchen and go right back out. Like as soon as one of them walks out the other walks in. And the whole time, Yusuke Pacha is trying to grab Youko Kuzco and hide from Hiei Kronk and Genkai Yzma at the same time.)

Genkai Yzma: Ohh! Oh, well, while you're at it, make me the special. And hold the gravy! (Walks out)

Hiei Kronk: Check. Pickup!

Youko Kuzco: (Walks in) You know what? On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie. (Walks out)

Hiei Kronk: Meat pie. Check.

Genkai Yzma: (Walks in) Hiei Kronk! Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?

Hiei Kronk: I'll have to charge you full price.

Genkai Yzma: Ooh! (Walks out)

Youko Kuzco: (Walks in) Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy? (Walks out)

Hiei Kronk: You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes?

Genkai Yzma: (Walks in) Thank you, Hiei Kronk. Cheddar will be fine. (Walks out)

Hiei Kronk: Cheddar spuds coming up.

Youko Kuzco: (Walks in) Spuds yes, cheese no. (Walks out)

Hiei Kronk: Hold the cheese.

Genkai Yzma: (Walks in) No, I want the cheese. (Walks out)

Hiei Kronk: Cheese in.

Youko Kuzco: (Walks in) Cheese me no like cheese. (Walks out)

Hiei Kronk: Cheese out.

Genkai Yzma: (Walks in) Cheese in! (Walks out)

Hiei Kronk: Come on, make up your mind!

Youko Kuzco: (Walks in) Okay, okay, on second thought...

Youko Kuzco and Genkai Yzma (Who walks in): Make my potatoes a salad. (Youko Kuzco ducks out before Genkai Yzma can see him. She rubs her ear to make sure that she's not hearing double.) (Walks out)

(Back in the dining area again)

(Genkai Yzma goes and sits down at her table. Youko Kuzco is directly across from her. Every time one of them lowers their menu, the other raises it. Yusuke Pacha sees this and goes over to Waitress Botan.)

Yusuke Pacha: Excuse me. You see that woman over there? (Whispers the rest to her)

Waitress Botan: No problem, hon. We do that all the time.

(A few minutes later)

Waiters: (Singing to Genkai Yzma) One, two, three, four. Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you. We wish it was our birthday so we could party, too. Happy, happy birthday, may all your dreams come true…

(Genkai screams in horror)

Hiei Kronk: (Coming out of the kitchen) Ha ha ha! It's your birthday?

(Yusuke Pacha grabs Youko Kuzco and drags him out of the restaurant)

Youko Kuzco: What are you doing?

Yusuke Pacha: Look, there's two people in there looking for you.

Youko Kuzco: What?

Yusuke Pacha: A…big? No. A little short guy and a skinny short old woman.

Youko Kuzco: Wait. Was this woman scary beyond all reason?

Yusuke Pacha: Oh yeah. (Gets hit on the head by some hard object thrown by Genkai)

Youko Kuzco: That's Genkai Yzma and Hiei Kronk! I'm saved!

Yusuke Pacha: Trust me, they're not here to save you.

Youko Kuzco: They'll take me back to the palace. Thanks for your help. You've been great. I can take it from here.

Yusuke Pacha: You don't understand. They're trying to kill you.

Youko Kuzco: (Snorts) Kill me? Their whole world revolves around me!

Yusuke Pacha: No, I can't let you!

Youko Kuzco: What? Wha… oh, I get it!

Yusuke Pacha: What?

Youko Kuzco: You don't want to take me back to the palace. You want to keep me stranded out here forever.

Yusuke Pacha: No!

Youko Kuzco: This has all been an act, and I almost fell for it.

Yusuke Pacha: Will you just listen to me?

Youko Kuzco: No, no, you listen to me. All you care about is your stupid hilltop!

Yusuke Pacha: What?

Youko Kuzco: You don't care about me. Now, just get out of here. Go!

Yusuke Pacha: But…

Youko Kuzco: Go on! Get outta here!

Yusuke Pacha: Fine! Hmph! (Leaves in a "huff")

(A minute later, Youko Kuzco finds Genkai Yzma and Hiei Kronk.)

Genkai Yzma: Oh, this entire mess is your fault.

Hiei Kronk: (Innocent face) What'd I do?

Genkai Yzma: If you hadn't mixed up those poisons, Youko Kuzco would be dead now! There'll be no more diversions until we track that llama down and kill him!

Hiei Kronk: (In a childish pouty way) Said I was sorry. Can't we just let it go? Not even on your birthday.

Genkai Yzma: Youko Kuzco must be eliminated. The empire will finally be rid of that useless slug.

Hiei Kronk: You've got a point. Nobody really seems to care that he's gone, do they?

(They leave. Youko Kuzco looks horrified, then runs off looking for Yusuke Pacha, but he's gone.)

Youko Kuzco: Yusuke Pacha!

Yusuke: Man, girl, you have a lot to answer for.

(Himizu laughs crazily)

Hiei: I hate myself for not killing you when you suggested this.

Ryouko: That was really funny though… (Snickers)

Saru: It's so funny watching you act OOC.

Ryouko: We love you anyways. (Throws arm around Hiei, he shrugs her off)

Hiei: Why didn't you just give up while you still had some small chance of me not killing you?

Himizu: (Innocent face) Hiei-chan, why on earth would you want to hurt sweet innocent little me? (Gets a halo)

Hiei: You forced me to play a buffoon…

(Halo flickers a bit)

Yusuke: You made me a pathetic sap.

(Halo become rusty)

Kurama: I'm still mad at you for the Sir Lancelot thing in your last parody.

(Halo is slowly turning black)

Hiei: Everything you do seems designed to totally humiliate us!

(Halo vanishes in a blast of blue fire and Himizu looks stunned)

Himizu: YOU FIGURED OUT MY PLANS! OH NO! RUN AWAY! (Runs away screaming)

Ryouko: She seems angry.

Saru: Goody! Let's grab the notebook! I love it when she's angry!

Ryouko: She thinks up her best torture ideas that way.

(They run off. The YYH Cast looks at each other with identical "We are doomed" expressions on their faces.)

A/N: Hope you all like it! I only have two more chapters left to write, one of about average length and then the last one's gonna be really long cuz there's almost no break in the action, unless I decide to do a super short last scene and then something random to make a third chapter. This thing will be done hopefully before Ryouko comes to visit, which is August 12th. So I have about a month to finish! Wow... Hope you liked it. Review please!