You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

94. Peter on Boy Bands

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 94: Peter on Boy Bands

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Boy bands. They're too girly, too corny, and too emotional by singing about their feelings. It makes me depressed. And when I'm depressed, I tend to fart too much. That's why bands like Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, One Direction, Jonas Brothers and New Kids On The Block make people gassy, which is the reason why our farts cause global warming. However, there is one boy band I can tolerate, and that's Boyz II Men. Why do I like them so much? It's simple. They make some good lady-f***ing music. That's why every boy band on the earth, minus Boyz II Men, grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I admit I like Boyz II Men myself. Oh, New Edition and Bay City Rollers are alright too.

Got more topics you wanna give to Peter himself? You know what to do! :D