A/N: Hi everyone, I'm updating again! I started the next chapter, and there will definately be two more chapters (counting the one I'm working on). The last bit is so long, I just feel like chopping it up.It'll definately be finished sometime in early August! Woohoo!
Oh, one more thing! Go read the three new fics that Ryouko and I put up under our joint penname, Ryouko and Himizu. There's an easy link on my bio... if you go to my Favorite Authors, Ryouko and Himizu is there. Please go and review those stories so that poor Ryouko feels loved. Feel free to read the other two that are up there, but the first three don't have any reviews yet, so please please please review! Thanks! Now on with MY fic!
Disclaimer: Come on people, get a clue! Would I really have to write this stuff if I owned it? Of course not! I would film it and get a crapload on money for it! As it is, I don't own it, so I can only write about it, and get no money for it. Oh well.
(Ryouko and Saru drag Himizu back into the room. The stunned Cast sees that Himizu is bound up by several strait jackets and is laughing like a maniac.)
Himizu: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Cast: Dare we ask?
Ryouko: We're currently experiencing technical difficulties, but we'll return with your regularly scheduled program momentarily…
Kurama: (Lifts eyebrows) Technical?
Saru: Shaddup…
Himizu: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Yusuke: Whatever she did must be bad if you're restraining her like that…
Ryouko: Well, most of the ideas were pretty good. I took notes.
Saru: Yeah, I really liked her idea that involved the fire and the rockets, and the rabid skunks…
Cast: o.o
Ryouko: And the one involving fireworks and lots of lighter fluid…
Cast: O.O
Saru: But then when she started talking about turning this into an opera, we really felt we had to draw the line.
Cast: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ryouko: So we restrained her for her own safety. And for your sanity.
Cast: Ok… O.Ox
Himizu: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA… What the? Hey, why am I wearing a bunch of strait jackets? Let me out! I need to film!
Ryouko: Baka! You were talking about making the YYH Cast perform an opera!
Himizu: Ish… that would be a bad idea… Now a musical on the other hand… WEST SIDE STORY! (Evil smile) MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Cast: O.O
Ryouko and Saru: -.- (Whack Himizu on the head with mallets)
Himizu: ITAI!
(Still in the fake jungle! Wow! We have now reached the point in the movie where we came in, back at the beginning.)
Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): So this is where you came in. See, just like I said, I'm the victim here. I didn't do anything, and they ruined my life and took everything I had.
Youko Kuzco (Not voice-over): Hey, give it a rest up there, will you?
Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): What? I'm just telling them what happened.
Youko Kuzco: Who you kidding, pal? They saw the whole thing, they know what happened.
Youko Kuzco (Voice-over): Well, yeah, but...
Youko Kuzco: Just leave me alone.
(At Genkai Yzma's camp… Genkai Yzma is sleeping in a huge tent, while poor Hiei Kronk is in a tent so small it only covers the very middle of his body, like his stomach or whatever... (wow, small tent…o.o) Suddenly Hiei Kronk jerks awake.)
Hiei Kronk: That peasant at the diner! (Pause) He didn't pay his check. (Falls back asleep, but then jerks back up.) He's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco on the back of his cart. He must have taken him back to his village, so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him, we find Youko Kuzco. Oh, yeah, it's all comin' together. Genkai Yzma! (Runs into her tent)
Genkai Yzma: What?
(Genkai Yzma sits up and she's wearing a very skimpy negligee, plus she's got this goop all over her face, and cucumbers on her eyes.)
Hiei Kronk: AAH! MY EYES!
Genkai Yzma: This had better be good!
(Random thought: One of the greatest plot holes in this story is that Yzma and Kronk can find Pacha's village and house… but yet they don't even know his name! How did they do it? Black magic has my vote!)
(In a random valley… A group of demons dressed as llamas are pretending to graze. Youko Kuzco walks up and the llamas all walk away from him. He's so hungry, he tries to eat grass, which doesn't go so well…)
Youko Kuzco: Yeech.
Yusuke Pacha: (Talking to other llamas) So there we were standing on the cliff, and the ground started to rumble. And just as it started to go, he grabbed me before I fell. Do you believe that? You know, call me crazy for following this guy all the way out here, but as much as he tries to deny it, I know there's some good in him. Besides, I couldn't just leave him out here all alone. He's a lousy llama. I mean, a really lousy llama. (Sees Youko Kuzco and grins)
Youko Kuzco: Hey, listen, Pacha, you know, what I said to you back at the diner, that… that… I… I didn't really...
Yusuke Pacha: So, you tired of being a llama?
Youko Kuzco: Ye-ee-ee-es! (Starts crying) T.T
(At Yusuke Pacha's Village)
Yusuke Pacha: Okay, we're just gonna stop at the house and get some supplies.
Youko Kuzco: Then we'll be on our way, right?
Yusuke Pacha: Right.
Villager Hagari: Hey there, Yusuke Pacha. You just missed your relatives.
Yusuke Pacha: My relatives?
Villager Mitari: We just sent them up to your house.
Yusuke Pacha: What did they look like?
Villager Mitari: See, there was this… really short guy and this really ancient short woman who was...how would you describe her?
Villager Hagari: Scary beyond all reason.
Villager Mitari: Yeah, that's it.
(At Yusuke Pacha's House… Keiko Chicha is serving tea to Genkai Yzma)
Keiko Chicha: So, remind me again how you're related to Yusuke Pacha?
Genkai Yzma: Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great-aunt. Heh heh. Twice removed.
Keiko Chicha: Uh-huh.
Genkai Yzma: Isn't that right, Hiei Kronk?
Hiei: I'm not doing this…
Ryouko: Fine, then I'll raise the money to buy you and I will hug you and pet you and squeeze you and I will name you Don John Hiei!
Hiei: (Twitch) No thanks…
(Hiei Kronk, Amanuma Chaca, and Rinku Tipo are playing jump rope (Authoress dies laughing at an image of Hiei playing jump rope).)
Amanuma Chaca: Ninety-nine monkeys jumpin' on the bed!
Hiei Kronk: One fell off and bumped his head!
Keiko Chicha: You know, I am so sorry that you had to come all this way, but as I said to you before, you may recall, Yusuke Pacha is not here. I'll be sure and tell him you came by.
Genkai Yzma: Oh, would you, please? That would be just great. (Gestures to widely and her cup goes flying and hits the floor, breaking into a million pieces.) Oops. Clumsy me.
Keiko Chicha: Oh my gosh! Glass on the floor! The kids will step on it and cut their feet and…! Oh my gosh! (She starts picking up all the pieces, which takes a long time cuz they're all really tiny)
Genkai Yzma: (Runs over to Hiei Kronk) She's hiding something. When I give the word, we search the house.
Hiei Kronk: Okay, but I still have ninety-four monkeys to go.
Genkai Yzma: Grr! (Runs back and sits down just as Keiko Chicha finishes picking up all the pieces of the cup) So, while we're waiting for Yusuke Paca…
Keiko Chicha: Yusuke Pacha.
Genkai Yzma: Oh, yes. Perhaps we can have a tour of your lovely home.
Keiko Chicha: You know, why don't you just come back when Yusuke Pacha gets home? I'm sure he'd love to show you the...(Sees Yusuke Pacha in the window) excuse me, won't you? I think I left something in the oven.
Hiei Kronk: This is my variation of double Dutch. On the signal, we switch places.
(Genkai Yzma goes over to Hiei Kronk.)
Genkai Yzma: Hiei Kronk, it's time!
Hiei Kronk: Okay!
(They all switch and now Hiei Kronk is jumping rope with the kids and Genkai Yzma is turning the rope.)
Genkai Yzma: Grrr!
(In the kitchen)
Yusuke Pacha: So, we have to get back to the palace, find the lab, and change him back.
Youko Kuzco: Hi there! (Kieko Chicha hits him with a frying pan and he falls over) Aah!
Yusuke Pacha: That was him.
Keiko Chicha: Whoops.
(Back in the living room… Genkai Yzma is going through the closet while Rinku Tipo watches.)
Rinku Tipo: (Jumping rope)You know what? I don't believe you're really my great-aunt. You're more like my great-great-great...
(Back in the kitchen)
Keiko Chicha: Go, I'll stall them long enough for you two to get a head start.
Yusuke Pacha: Thanks, honey.
Youko Kuzco: (With little stars and birds flying around his head) You have a lovely wife. They're both very pretty.
(Back in the living room…)
Rinku Tipo: …great-great-great...
Genkai Yzma: Grr! All right! Are you through?
Rinku Tipo: ...great-great-aunt.
Keiko Chicha: (Walks back in) So, where were we?
Genkai Yzma: Listen, sister, we're not leaving until…
Keiko Chicha: I show you the house. Of course. (Drags Genkai Yzma off)
(Outside the house, running through the village)
Youko Kuzco: Was it a good idea to leave your family with those two?
Yusuke Pacha: Oh, don't worry. They can handle themselves.
(Back in the living room… Hiei Kronk and Genkai Yzma are locked in the closet!)
Keiko Chicha: What do you mean the door is stuck? Try jiggling the handle.
Genkai Yzma: There is no handle in here.
Keiko Chicha: (Holding the handle in her hand… like, it's not in the door anymore) There's not? Are you sure?
Genkai Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Hiei Kronk: Uh, don't you mean 'or'?
Genkai Yzma: (Heavy sigh) Tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground.
Amanuma Chaca: Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.
Genkai Yzma: That's it! Hiei Kronk, break the door down!
Hiei Kronk: Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.
Genkai Yzma: I don't care, you fool. Get out of my way. I'll break it down myself. A-one...
Keiko Chicha: Okay, kids, you know what to do.
Genkai Yzma: Two...
Kids: Right, Mom! (They run off)
Genkai Yzma: Three! Aah!
(Keiko Chicha opens the door, and Genkai Yzma comes running out, she slides on a wet floor and goes flying out the front door into a wheelbarrow, which goes right down the hill. Rinku Tipo holds up a can of tar and Genkai Yzma goes flying through it. Further down the hill Amanuma Chaca holds up a pillow. Genkai Yzma hits it and is now covered in feathers. The wheelbarrow hits a rock and Genkai Yzma goes flying towards a tree where a piñata is hung up for the children to hit. She knocks it out of the way, and is now the piñata.)
Villager Atsuko: Okay, children, on your mark, get set, go!
(The children begin whacking Piñata Genkai Yzma with sticks)
Genkai Yzma: Ow! Ow! Stop it, you little brats! Huh? Ow! Oh, there they go, Hiei Kronk! They're getting away!
Hiei Kronk: Ha ha ha! Well, I had a great time. Let's not wait until the next family reunion to get together.
Genkai Yzma: Hiei Kronk!
Hiei Kronk: I, uh, I gotta run.
(Shot of both pairs of them racing back to the palace. There are red dots following Youko Kuzco and Yusuke Pacha, and blue triangles following Genkai Yzma and Hiei Kronk. Genkai Yzma and Hiei Kronk (who is pulling the wheelbarrow again) look down and see the red dots, they look behind them and see the blue triangles, then they look at each other and shrug. Yusuke Pacha and Youko Kuzco have made it over a bridge and they cut the rope so that Genkai Yzma and Hiei Kronk can't follow. That's okay though, because apparently there is a flying device in Genkai Yzma's tent. They put on goggles like pilots used to wear and Hiei Kronk hits a button and wings pop out. They get partially over the canyon and out of nowhere a bolt of lightening hits the flying machine and they fall way down. Yusuke Pacha and Youko Kuzco continue on to the palace.)
Himizu: And that's enough for today! Cuz the next scene is frickin' long!
Ryouko: Hiei, you're becoming pussy-whipped!
Hiei: (Snarls)
Saru: That's so true. Carrying Genkai around, obeying her every command…
Hiei: (Getting really pissed off)
Ryouko: I never thought that GENKAI would be the one to pussy-whip him though… I wanted to do that…
Himizu: (Eye twitch) Your fantasies scare me sometimes…
Ryouko: What the heck are you implying?
Himizu: (Innocent face that fools on one…) I have no idea what you're talking about…
Ryouko: I'm sure… (Glares suspiciously)
Genkai: Hiei, go get me a lemonade.
Hiei: Get it yourself, you hag.
Genkai: (Glare) I said get me a lemonade!
Hiei: Make me, Oban.
Genkai: GET ME A LEMONADE RIGHT NOW, YOU USELESS DIMWIT!
Hiei: Eek… (Scurries off to get Genkai a lemonade)
Saru: All right… that was really OOC… Even for him… Are you sure you didn't have a say in this, Himizu?
Himizu: Eh heh heh… (Has the upside-down U eye face again)
A/N: Yeah, I'm crazy. That last scene came in a fit of inspiration. I was sitting there typing that last scene and it just hit me, Genkai sitting in a big poofy chair ordering everyone around... mwa ha ha. Yeah... Review please!