You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

95. Peter on Kidz Bop

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 95: Peter on Kidz Bop

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Kidz Bop. They take songs we currently like on the radio, and butcher them into horrible off-key voices. It makes us want to hate the songs we listen to now. If I could say one more thing about this horrible abdomination known as Kidz Bop, is that they leave the songs alone. What's next? Are they gonna butcher songs by AC/DC, Van Halen, Metallica, Guns N' Roses? If Kidz Bop even thinks about doing that, I'll cut their balls off without any warning. I'm not playing around, I will do the impossible. That way, the world would be a better place without those horrid youngsters who sound like the Bee Gees, only retarded. And that's why Kidz Bop grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I don't like Kidz Bop too, Peter. They're such a mess.

Got any more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D