You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

96. Peter on Jazz Music

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 96: Peter on Jazz Music

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Jazz music. I can't believe it sounds so depressing. I mean, when you hear trumpets blaring, it sounds like a whole choir farting out loud. And what about the saxophone? It sounds like a baby elephant giving birth. I'm telling you, it's the saddest music there ever is. And when I'm said, I fart too much. And when I fart too much, I get tired and go to sleep. I think we should live in a world without jazz music. The more we live without it, the less we fart. And that's why Jazz Music grinds my gears."

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Amen to that, Pete.

So, have any topics for the fat man himself in a later chapter? You know what to do here, fans! :D