A/N: It's the last day of summer vacation and this fic is finished! Yay for me! The rest of the stuff I wanna say is at the end of the chapter, so you can read it then.
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, The Emperor's New Groove, Monty Python, any drinking songs, Wings of a Butterfly, or the group HIM. I think that covers it, but in case I forgot something, I don't own that either.
Himizu: (Singing along to Wings of a Butterfly, by HIM, which I don't own, but I wish I did, it is so amazing!) Come on, and show them your love, Rip out the wings of a butterfly, For your soul, my love, Rip out the wings of a butterfly, For your soul!
Ryouko: X.X I hate it when she sings… (Covers ears with pillows)
Himizu: Aw, come on! I'm almost finished with this fic! I'm happy! So happy in fact, that I have decided not to make you a piñata.
Ryouko: First good idea you've had in a long time.
Himizu: -.- Shaddup.
Saru: (Blinks) Okay then. So what are we going to do then?
Himizu: Work before play my dear children. Last scene, people, let's go! PLACES! ACTION!
Hiei: Maybe someday her voice box will deteriorate and we won't have to listen to this…
Himizu: I heard that! (Whacks Hiei on the head with a rubber chicken)
(The Palace)
(Youko Kuzco is once again a human. He's talking to the old guy named Onji from the beginning of the movie.)
Onji: Oh, now, you…you...you stop being so hard on yourself. All is forgiven.
Youko Kuzco: You're sure.
Onji: Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel. (Starts boxing and punches Youko Kuzco a couple times)
Youko Kuzco: Whoa-ho-ho, tiger. Oh! Hey, I got to use that arm later. Okay, buddy, take care. (Wanders into the Throne Room where Yusuke Pacha is waiting and looking at the model of the village from before) Ha ha. Ah, he's a sweet guy. (Pauses, then walks over to Yusuke Pacha) So, you lied to me.
Yusuke Pacha: I did?
Youko Kuzco: Yeah. You said when the sun hits this ridge just right these hills sing. Well, pal, I was dragged all over those hills, and I did not hear any singing. So...I'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill. Thank you.
Yusuke Pacha: Hmm. Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes, huh?
Youko Kuzco: No, no, I'm sharp, I'm on it. Looks like you and your family are stuck up on that tuneless hilltop forever, pal.
Yusuke Pacha: You know, I'm pretty sure I heard some singing on the hill next to us. In case you're interested.
(Yusuke Pacha's Village)
Youko Kuzco: (Coming out of his vacation hut) Ha! Boom, baby!
Yusuke Pacha: (Coming out of his house) Ha! Boom, baby!
(They both run and slide down a waterslide into a pool. Youko Kuzco gets out and Keiko Chicha hands him a poncho with a llama crocheted on it. He smiles and puts it on. Yusuke Pacha gets out and hugs both of them.)
Theme Song Guy AKA Koenma: You'd be the coolest dude in the nation or the hippest cat in creation, but if you ain't got friends then nothing's worth the fuss. A perfect world will come to be when everybody here can see that a perfect world begins and ends, a perfect world begins and ends, a perfect world begins and ends with us!
(Junior Chipmunk Meeting)
Hiei Kronk: (With Bucky on his shoulder) My acorn is missing.
Scouts: Squeak squeakin' squeak squeakity.
Hiei Kronk: Did you eat the acorn?
Scouts: Squeaker squeak squeak squeakin'?
Hiei Kronk: You owe me a new acorn.
Scouts: Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeaker…
(Rinku Tipo nudges Genkai Yzma the kitten who's standing beside him and wearing the uniform.)
Genkai Yzma: Squeakin'. -.-#
Hiei Kronk: I'm so proud of you guys.
Himizu: (Throws script into the air) IT'S DONE! I HAVE OFFICIALLY FINISHED MY SECOND PARODY! Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne! (A/N: Yes, I was listening to Panic! At the Disco's I Write Sins Not Tragedies while writing this.)
Ryouko: Why champagne? What's wrong with vodka?
Saru: Isn't underage drinking against the law?
Himizu: Didn't I go over this in my last parody? We're all over 21, except Rinku and Amanuma, who are Chuu's sons, and we beat anyone up who asks questions. Why am I constantly repeating myself around here? Don't answer that, it'll probably make me suicidal.
Hiei: Really? (Looks pleased)
Ryouko: Hiei, why should Himizu kill herself when it is so much more fun to murder her?
Hiei: Excellent point. (Pulls out katana)
Himizu: X.X My best friend is out to kill me… and of course, she recruits the one person in this room who would do almost anything to kill me… go figure. How about this, let's just have a simple party. Kurama, whip up something to drink, Ryouko and I will make a cake!
Kurama: Knowing you people, there's gonna be something else to this… (Gets busy making a punch anyways)
Himizu: Here's a recipe for the cake! Here, Ryouko, you find these ingredients, I'll find the others!
Ryouko: SUGAR! (Runs off)
Saru: Hm… nice looking punch Kurama… red… like blood…
Kurama: Okay then… o.o (Turns his back for a moment to find a nice container for the punch)
Saru: Mwa ha ha… (Dumps a small vial of liquid into the punch)
Himizu: Where in the world is Ryouko? I need that sugar!
Ryouko: (Off-screen) HYAAA!
(Several loud crashes are heard)
Himizu: … That was a bad idea, wasn't it?
Hiei: Do I wanna know?
(Everyone runs off in the direction of the crashes, and they find Ryouko whacking a sack of sugar repeatedly against a desk)
Cast: What the heck?
Himizu: -.-()
Yusuke: Ok, what the heck is going on here?
Saru: She has some kind of obsession about sugar…
Himizu: Which I stupidly forgot about just now…
Kurama: And it is…?
Himizu: Basically, she hates when sugar gets old and starts to clump.
Saru: She feels the need to smash it up into a fine powder.
Ryouko: YYAAAHHH! DIE SUGAR, DIE! MWA HA HA!
(A/N: This is based off a real event where Ryouko and I were helping our science teacher set up an experiment and the sugar was really clumped up and she whacked the sack against a desk for five minutes straight just to get enough to break apart for the experiment. I swore I would bring it back in a fic someday.)
Hiei: … That… is not normal.
Saru: Hello, you're talking about one of us!
Hiei: Right…
Himizu: Yeah, okay, nothing more to see here, let's go, move it on out! (Shoos everyone out of the room where Ryouko is still smashing sugar and screaming like a deranged monkey)
(An hour or so later)
Himizu: Okay, the cake is made, the punch is ready, and we're ready to have a small party to celebrate the end of this parody, and probably my last parody for a while unless I get a really good idea. And even then, I have a bunch of other stuff I wanna work on, so any ideas may go into storage for a while.
Ryouko: FIESTA! (Blows party favor, tickling Hiei's cheek)
Hiei: Get away from me…
(Kuwabara approaches the crystal bowl of punch, when suddenly the liquid begins to bubble and froth)
Kuwabara: (Jumps backwards) Hey, Kurama, what kind of joke is this! What's in the bowl!
Kurama: …? (Confused)
Hiei: A secret ingredient known only to Kurama that can sense when an idiot approaches.
(Everyone cracks up while Kuwabara looks pissed off)
Kuwabara: That's not funny, shrimp! I'm not an idiot!
Hiei: You just keep telling yourself that.
Kuwabara: I will. (Smirks, thinking he won the argument)
Himizu: Ugh. What an A-1 baka.
Ryouko: You can say that again.
Himizu: What an A-1 baka.
Ryouko: You can say that again.
Himizu: What an A-1 baka.
Ryouko: Okay, shut up, that's enough of that.
Himizu: Well, you told me to say it again!
Ryouko: Shut up! I didn't mean for you to take it literally!
Himizu: Well, then don't say stuff like that, since you know I will take it literally!
Hiei: Oh, gimme a break…
Ryouko and Himizu: (Singing) Gimme a break, gimme a break! Break me off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAR! Gimme a break, gimme a break! Break me off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAR!
Hiei: Oh my god…
Kurama: (Taps Saru's arm) What did you put in the punch anyways?
Saru: What makes you think I put anything in it?
Kurama: You were the only Authoress close enough to actually put anything in it without me noticing.
Saru: Good point. Well, it's completely harmless. It's just delayed-reaction liquid carbonation. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.
Kurama: o.o;
Saru: (Suddenly talking in an English accent) 'Black soap'… leave it in the bathroom, they wash their hands, and real fungus grows on the fingers. Can't get it off for hours. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Frighten the elderly… real snakes. Plastic flesh wounds… just keep your friends in stitches. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.
Kurama: o.o() Just how much sugar have you had today?
Saru: Quite a bit actually, but it doesn't really take too much to get my quoting Monty Python. (Smiles sweetly while Kurama inches away, a look of utter terror on his face)
Himizu: Well… (Is suddenly hit on the head with a slice of cake) HEY! WHO'S THE WALKING DEAD MAN THAT THREW THAT?
(Jin raises his hand innocently)
Himizu: And you wasted sacred cake like this… for what reason?
Jin: Dunno… jus' felt like it.
Ryouko: (Spots Chuu sitting nearby drinking) Oh no…
Saru: He didn't… did he?
Himizu: Did what?
Rinku: Of course he did! He spiked the punch.
Himizu: O.O Oh crap…
(Within moments, most of the Cast is either throwing cake around or singing drunkenly)
Saru: (Signing along) Drunk last night. Drunk the night before, Gonna get drunk tonight like I never been drunk before, For when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be; For I am a member of the Souse family!
Himizu: What are you doing?
Saru: Why fight it?
Himizu: (Sigh) And Ryouko?
Saru: (Point)
(Ryouko is throwing cake at Hiei, who is dodging pretty well, since he's not as drunk)
Himizu: Oh well… (Sits down with a piece of cake for herself)
Ryouko: (Sees Himizu) Hiei, come 'ere.
Hiei: What now?
Ryouko: I'm having evil thoughts right now… involving Himizu and that cake.
Hiei: Okay, I'm interested.
(Ryouko and Hiei make a plan, then they execute it)
Hiei: (Sits down across from Himizu with cake)
Himizu: … (Watches Hiei warily)
Hiei: (Concentrates on his cake, ignoring Himizu)
Himizu: (Still watching Hiei, feeling suspicious)
(Ryouko sneaks up behind Himizu and suddenly pushes her face into her cake, making Himizu yelp in surprise)
Himizu: RYOUKO! (Jumps up to chase Ryouko, but can't see because of the chocolate in her eyes)
(Ryouko and Hiei laugh like maniacs)
(A few hours later, everyone seems to have calmed down and people are sleeping off the effects of the alcohol)
Himizu: Well, that was fun. I will really have to do some more parodies sometime, but not for a while, and not until I get some ideas! So send me ideas! Until then, mazel tov! Hey, drunk Aussie! Get a broom and start cleaning this mess up!
Chuu: Me?
Himizu: Cha! Who do you think is responsible for this mess?
Chuu: (Sigh)
Ryouko: Tell him, Himizu.
Himizu: See you in my next fic everyone!
A/N: Well, it's the last day of summer vacation and this fic is finished. I'm not starting anything else until the Evil Overlord fic is finished. That cake incident… Ryouko spent a couple weeks here and we went out to eat with some friends and had a private room to ourselves. I ordered a brownie with frosting on it and Ryouko made a joke about shoving my face in it, and I said she could, so she did and we have pictures. She would never shove me face in a brownie or cake or whatever without my permission first cuz she's a good friend like that. Now tomorrow I'm going back to school, so my updates may not be as frequent (not that they are not either…), but if you still want to read my work, go to Ryouko and my joint page, Ryouko and Himizu. We have about nine fics up there. Seven are one-shots and the other two are longer, only one is actually in progress. So if you need to read more of my work, go read those, and review them too! Ja mata ne minna!