"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
P.S.: I was gonna put this as my 100th chapter, but I figured that the backlash I've been getting from Meg fans was too much, I figured I'd do this now. So, I hope you like!
Chapter 97: Peter on Meg Griffin
"You know what really grinds my gears? Meg Griffin. Apparently, there are so many objections from people telling me how badly and harshly I treat my daughter. Like for instance: Just this morning, I farted on Meg's cereal when she wasn't looking. Or how about the time I accidentally whacked her with a steel chair, mistaking her for a burglar last night? And let's not forget the time that we accidentally exploded a watermelon all over her face. Bottom line is, even though I treat my daughter like crap most of the time, deep down, I still love her as my one and only daughter. Sometimes, I blame myself for doing those bad things to her. And yes, if you must know, there's a Jekyll inside of me that does bad things to people. So if you're a Jekyll to your daughter, make sure you be a good Hyde and love your daughter no matter what. Meg Griffin may grind my gears, but as my daughter, I'll still love her."
Eeyup, always love your daughters, people.
Got any more topics you wanna give to Peter? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D