Chapter Three
OK! CONTINUING! I hope you find this chap funny in the end!
Characters
Gaara, Tenmari, Kankuro: u know. I'm still lazy.
Orochimaru: One of the Sannins
Itachi: The big bad boy of the Uchiha clan. XD
/Oscar! Where are you!?/ I searched wildly in the water. I used my black chakra to sense his position, but then I felt him. I started to swim toward him, when suddenly a dimensional area appeared/A dimensional area!? PROTOMAN!/ I desperately tried to break the dimensional barrier, but couldn't. I went up for air, but when I was about to go down, a hand grabbed my arm and pulled me up. "GAHH! Let me go!" I yelled in front of supposedly Kakashi's face. When I stopped, I noticed I had yelled in Sasuke's. I blushed. "Sorry. It was supposed for Kakashi." I glared at Kakashi. He put his hand behind his head.
"Hee. Hee." I noticed that we were on a boat. I also saw that our bags were in the boat. /They must have found them./ They started rowing back to the Hidden Village in the Leaves.
"Kakashi!" I was really pissed. "Let me go back!!!" Since I had tried multiple times to escape, they had tied me to the boat. "GAHH!!"
"No." I looked over to where the dimensional area was, and it was slowly disappearing. /Damn you, Protoman. You better not have hurt Oscar./
KONOHA (A/N As usual…I'll be L A Z Y.)
KAKASHI'S HOME
I looked around his house. It was quite neat. Then Kakashi finally came.
"Finally here, Kakashi?" I said.
"Hey, I still don't know your name though. What is it? Zabuza and Haku knew."
"Olivia. And how are we supposed to supposedly 'look over them'?" Kakashi laughed.
"You've got spunk for a little girl. Actually, whenever I leave them, just watch them, see their progress and stuff. I'll show you your rooms." I followed him. "Where were you planning to sleep anyway in here while I would be gone for the time being, with the genin?"
"Floor." I answered. It looked like Kakashi nearly gagged. "What?" I said.
"You shouldn't have." I rolled my eyes.
"We're old enough. And don't treat us like little kids!" I got surprised as he patted my head. I punched him, a vein popping. He flew across the room. "DON'T. EVER. DO. THAT." I pronounced every word with small evilness--not really of course, but a little scare here and then.
"Oh…ok…" Kakashi said with a 'O' as his visible eye. I set down my stuff in the room.
"I'll be going." I disappeared, seeing the confrontation of Gaara's two teammates and team 7. I hid in the foliage. Sasuke had already hit Kankuro with the stone. I just waited. Gaara then arrived, hanging upside down in a tree.
"Kankuro." I heard him say in his deadly voice.
"Oh. H-hey Gaara." Kankuro said. Gaara came down.
"I'm sorry for all the trouble he has caused. And you," He looked at the tree I was in. "Who are you?"
"Why should I say?" I said. I came out.
"AHH! YOU AGAIN!" Naruto yelled. The others were equally surprised.
"So you know that person?" Gaara questioned. Team 7 nodded. "Why do you carry the infamous Zabuza's sword?" He looked at me.
"And why should I tell you the reason? Ask them." I pointed to Team 7. "They know all about it."
I started to walk away when suddenly a dimensional area appeared. "WHY THE HELL DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?" I yelled, millions of veins popping. "SHIMATTA! I'M SICK OF THIS!!" Protoman appeared. I also sensed some one else. I threw a needle. I heard the thunk of the tree. /Grr..I missed./
"Well, looks like you've got friends. How nice. More glory for me." He threw his sword at me, but I used Zabuza-sama's sword.
"Ba-ka." I drawled. "Always thinking for yourself. And I don't have any friends." I spat. Then two kunais came at me, and I couldn't fend it off. "DAMN IT!" I gritted. The kunais were stuck in my shoulder. I had the chance to rip it out. But when it hit the ground, it started to float. "Chakra. Damn it." I cursed. It came at me again, came out by itself, and hit me again. .
/Itachi!/ I thought. /I should have known. That insignia on your kunai./ Gaara's team was just standing in the midst of all the fighting.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'LL GET YOURSELF KILLED!" Then Kakashi arrived.
"Yo!"
"Now WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?"
"Deciding to help you." He told Sasuke to help me, and to himself, that for the meantime, he would fend Itachi off. I still was fending off Protoman.
"Why are you even carrying that dead man's sword?" He taunted.
"Because he told me to!" I aimed a needle at his vital point. But it went right through! "What the HELL?!" He cackled.
"I'm made of data, you forget." He cackled even more. Then a kunai went into my back, and I spat out blood. Temari from Gaara's team came over, but Kankuro then pulled her back. Gaara put sand around me to recover meanwhile. It soon disappeared. Then while I was still with Protoman, Itachi aimed a kunai at me, and I reflected it, but at the same time Protoman slashed down. He hit me in the side. I collapsed. Protoman went over to me.
"How pitiful. Maybe getting rid of this dead man's sword will help."
"GET. AWAY. FROM. THE. SWORD." He came closer to stepping on it and breaking it in half. Then with the last of my strength, I swung it, and sliced his stomach. Data swirled around the area, and he logged out. I fell back down, but still holding on to Zabuza's sword. Temari came over, and started to pick me up.
"Don't." She looked surprised. "I want to die here. So I can be with my whole family again." Tears started to fall.
"No, you won't ." Kakashi said. "You're too brave for that." I just shook my head.
"I've had enough of life already." Then I became unconscious.
"Where's Protoman?" Sasuke's cold voice came.
"He already flew. Boys, get to the hospital for an arrangement of emergency room, and girls and I will help bring the girl." Kakashi got the sword, and held it, while Sakura and Temari took turns holding me. /This sword is heavy. But the way Olivia swung it, it seemed light. I'll ask her./
HOSPITAL
I woke up, and felt bandages all around my body and arms. /Damn it, Kakashi, I said not to./ Then Gaara's team and Team 7 along with Kakashi came in.
"Kakashi…" My mask from Haku was gone.
"What?"
"I told you not to. And where's the mask?"
"Oh. Here." Kakashi passed me the mask. I glared. "Didn't I say? You can't. You're too brave and strong for anyone to just let you die." He replied, others nodding their heads in agreement.
"Damn it, just listen for once, can't ya?" He did a cheeky smile, although no one could see it, but his exposed eye became and upside-down 'U'.
"Anyway, why do they want you?" Gaara said, being quiet all the time. I shrugged.
"Dunno. My black chakra, anything." He tilted his head.
"What black chakra?" Kankuro asked.
"Let's say…blood line limit." Kakashi answered.
"Can you show us?" Naruto said. Sakura and Sasuke sighed.
"She showed us when she killed the people on the bridge, remember…dobe?" Sasuke said, putting emphasis on the 'dobe'. Naruto got agitated, and started running toward Sasuke.
"Stop it, you idiots." I said. Naruto stopped, and looked at me.
"Why?"
"I know you two are forever rivals, but there's the chunnin exam, and don't spoil it by showing off your techniques now."
"Wha?" /Idiot./
"Forget it." He shrugged, like something wasn't unusual. /Oy./
"How do you know of the chunnin exams?" Temari questioned. I gave a small smile.
"I know a lot." I sensed a presence outside, so I looked around for my sword. "Hey, anybody got a kunai?" Kakashi held one.
"For what?"
"Sharpening my blade. Since I can't do much of anything else." I attempted to walk to my sword and catch the kunai that Kakashi threw to give me.
I sat down on the floor, facing the window, preparing to sharpen my blade, but at the last moment, I threw the kunai out the window. I heard the faint 'thunk' into a tree. /Kuso. Missed./
"What was that for?" Naruto said. I sighed.
"You guys are more clueless than I thought." I looked at the window. "Itachi." Everyone heard the sound of rustling bushes.
"How did you know he was there?" Sasuke demanded. I tsked.
"Figure it out." Silence. "Really, you don't know?" More silence. "Chakra. Everyone has a different feel to it. And you really couldn't figure it out?" Everyone shook their heads. /Oh boy. What a nice bunch./ I thought sarcastically, but I knew Kakashi should have felt it too, so I looked at him. He slightly shook his head. /What?/ I sweatdropped. /Is is just me, or are people getting stupider by the day? He must have masked it so well only I felt it because of my own chakra./
"How do they look like?" Gaara asked.
"It won't matter, but for Itachi, I guess only Sasuke wants to kill him."
"As for the other, you know, the one that was intentionally going to step on my sword."
/Him, huh?/ Gaara thought. /You can't kill him, so how?/
"His name, Protoman, can only be destroyed if his data is corrupted."
"Data?" Sasuke said.
"It's kind of hard to explain. As you know, we are born, but for him, he's programmed, where he can rewrite his whole system and completely become someone else. And you people need to be up-to-date. Well, not really. It's good the way you are. That way, viruses can't attack you in the reality and fantasy. The way with Protoman, is basically from things called 'Dimensional Areas'." I changed the subject. "Did you guys take the first exam yet?"
"NO! BUT- I'm going to become a chunnin!" Naruto hollered.
"Oy, Naruto, don't yell in a hospital." Kakashi said.
"You'll have two more, one in…" I trailed off.
"WHAT! What is it!?" Naruto said. I gave them a cheeky grin.
"Not telling." /Sasuke has to be careful. Because of Orochimaru. If Itachi's after me, could Orochimaru be with him?/ I thought. Kakashi noticed I was in deep thought, still alive in this world, but my mind in another.
/Wonder what she's thinking./
"Do you have any family?" Kankuro asked. The room fell silent, but Naruto was of course the stupid one.
"Of course she does! Like that boy that was next to her in the other hospital!" I drew in a breath sharply and bit my lip till it bled..
"Shut. Up." I stood up, sheathed my sword, and walked toward the door. I paused at the door, and replied.
"I don't talk about it." Then I disappeared.
I leaned my head against the trunk of a tree and sighed. The leaves had begun to fall, turning colors of orange and red.
/It's almost my birthday, I guess. Daniel doesn't even know my birthday. It was June since I've seen him. In my dreams, at least. About two months, maybe three./ Zabuza's sword was stuck into the tree. /Zabuza, Haku. So long. Ototo. All gone./ The sound of sandals underneath me made my concentration disappear. /Hmm?/
"Hey, you." /Gaara./ He then transported to the end of the branch I was sitting on by using his sand.
"Nani?"
"We're the same."
"What are you saying?" I got tense. I didn't like the way this was going.
"No family. So that's why you carry Momochi Zabuza's sword, because he took you in, and treated you like family?" No reply. /His parents hated him, something like that, if I remember./ "Your birthday is November 1st, isn't it?" I was shocked.
"How…How did you know?"
"I can tell. Who's the boy that kid talked about?"
"No one. A friend."
/Secretive./ Gaara thought. /She's always keeps to herself./
"I'll tell you one thing. Don't kill in the third exam. And you still have a family. Temari and Kankuro."
"Hey, lovebirds." A voice interrupted. I looked down with disgust.
"Whatcha doing?"
/Kankuro./ I stood up, yanked my sword out of the tree and put it back in my chakra scabbard. Kankuro thought I was going to attack Gaara, so he threw a couple of kunais. But before they even came close to me, I dislodged them.
"I'm not fighting." I left.
"Gaara, you like her don't you?" Kankuro said tauntingly. Gaara didn't reply, and his sand was stirring.
No, I don't. I only want to find out her past. Gaara's conscience said.
Yes, you do. Said Gaara's inner demon.
We are alike, so it's different then what you think, demon.
sigh I guess so. Can't argue.
"Kankuro. I only want her past. Different, but alike. And what exactly is black chakra. Is it deadly?" Kankuro shook his head.
"Bloodline. Maybe it is."
DREAM
"Ne-chan!" Ototo was running toward me.
"Ototo, nani?" I hugged him. He looked like a one year old, so tiny. It turned into a nightmare.
"Good-bye." He suddenly turned into Protoman, and stabbed me.
"Nan…Nani?" The tsunami waves came back, crashing me against boulders and buildings, having no one to save me. /I'm…going…/ Protoman was above me, and I struggled to get to him, but black hands held me. /Full-Metal? No! The gate!/ I struggled to still get out, but was swallowed into the blackness, and a cackling Protoman.
REALITY
I woke up, beads of cold sweat covering me. I had gone back to Kakashi's home and settled on the ground, but now I was on his bed.
"Huh?" I smiled. /You're just sometimes too nice./ I looked at the ceiling. The waves still were visible in my mind. I shook my head. Then Kakashi came in, wearing PJ's having teddy bears and bunny slippers. He looked surprised that I was awake. I started laughing.
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! You…HAHAH!…PJ'S!!!!!!????? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!" I went crazy. He sweat dropped.
/At least she happier. Since that dream of hers./
"So what?"
"But…HAHA!…PJ's…Ha…on you looks…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
"Oy, you got Sugar no Jutsu or something? It's not like I would wear my jounin suit."
"But you usually wouldn't wear…TEDDY BEARS!" I had calmed down now. A mischievous grin was on my face. "Wait till I tell Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura." He was in mock terror.
"Ahhh. What should I do." Then the grin was on his face. However, he still wore his mask. "Now it's my turn." He looked at my nightgown. "Well…er…nothing really. Just blue and black."
"OH, since your teddy bears are PINK, and the background is PURPLE…YOU ARE DAMN GAY!!!!!!"
I started running.
"You come back here! RIGHT NOW!" Kakashi started to chase me.
"NAH NAH NAH NAH!" And the night was filled with commotion of Me and Kakashi. The True Story.
NEXT DAY
I sat back in another tree, different from the one Gaara had talked with me.
/Why did he talk with me? Well, we aren't that different, except for family and mayhaps…I dunno./ I blushed at the thought. /Like me? NO. Not his style./ Then Kakashi appeared out of nowhere. I fell off the tree anime-style, popping a vein.
"Nani?"
"Look." I sighed.
/What a life it is./
I saw them already in the line to get a scroll for the Forest of Death. /Anko./ I looked around. /Where could she be? Oh, right, Orochimaru. Matte, already?/ I shivered. The curtain slid open, and Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto came out. /Heaven scroll./ I didn't wear my mask, and wore a Leaf Village insigna headband, so it wouldn't arouse suspicion.
"Hey. Again." Sasuke was walking toward me.
"Yup. Careful in this exam. And I'm serious." Then I disappeared, leaving a bewildered Sasuke.
I leapt through the trees, thinking. /Orochimaru…god, like that story that Nica-chan made me be the evil one. Ugh./ I shuddered. /And then he is that immortal thingy. EWWWW./ Then I got back to Kakashi's home, where he was reading his perverted book.
"Boo."
"So, anything?"
"All that they got the Heaven scroll." I started heading to my room. "Kakashi, I have to leave sooner or later, this is getting dangerous. I can't let Itachi and Protoman keep appearing in this Village. Tomorrow, I'm leaving at dawn." Kakashi was rather shocked.
"Already?"
"Yes. The longer I stay, the more dangerous it gets. Orochimaru…"
"What of Orochimaru?"
"Iie. Nothing."
"Serious. How do you know him?"
"Duh. Guess."
"Oh, right. Anime."
/Baka. You are the anime./ I thought. We yakked till night.
"Night…chikan." I said. (XD)
"HEY!!!! YOU. ARE. DEAD!!!!" He mused. "At least for tomorrow." At ten PM, we finally settled down to sleep.
PJ'S! XD Was it funny? Kakashi in Pj's? Seriously, I got kinda crazy with the teddy bears and colors, but yeah. XDPlease review!
ANNOUNCEMENT: The week of 7/9 I'll lose my computer in the boxes, so i won't be able to update anymore until...uh...November? I'm sorry about that, but my parents won't let me keep it out until like September. :-( But I'll try updating everyday, k? Below's a little blip.
Kakashi: Hey...you put me in PJ's!
Me: Hey, I'm the author, so shush. Or...I could of...
Naruto: WHAT! WHAT! TELL ME?
Sasuke: ...She's about to tell you dobe.
Me: Put Kakashi in UNDERWEAR! (A/N My brother thought of that. XD)
Kakashi:Draws out knife with a million spikes: You. Are. Dead.
Me:Sweatdrops: Hey, hey, chill...I didn't, ok?
Kakashi: Yeah! You didn't:Reads his perverted book and is all happy and uh...calm:
Me and Sasuke: ...
Naruto: OH...Wait till I tell Sakura-chan!
Kakashi:Ears perk up. Turns evilly on Naruto:
Naruto: Hey...Hey...H-hey. :White face and eyes:
Kakashi:Waves knife menacingly, starts advancing.:
Naruto:Runs for his life:
So havoc wrecks in the house, and the house blows up. XD The End of Naruto's life. JK.