"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 99: Peter on Quagmire
"You know what really grinds my gears? My friend Quagmire. What is there to say about him? I mean, he's had sex with way more women than Boston Celtics does winning NBA championships. Can you tell how many sexual transmitted diseases he's given to women? I'll give you a major hint. It's the very same people used to fill up Fenway Park in Boston. And I have to say, he's been there for me through thick and thin, and even though we may disagree on stuff, he's still gonna be my friend. So why in the hell am I ripping on him? You wanna know something? He had sex with my damn daughter, that's what! I'm still disgusted by it to this very day! Way more disgusting than Miley Cyrus's crotch when it's rubbed against my face! If I see Quagmire trying to get his way with my daughter again, I'm taking a sledgehammer and smashing his balls off! And that's why Quagmire grinds my gears!"
Wow, that was pretty hateful of Peter. I guess he still wouldn't forgive Quagmire for what happened between him and Meg.
Anyway, got any more topics for Peter himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D