"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 100: Peter on Grinding Gears
"You know what really grinds my gears? The things that actually grind my gears. They piss me off and don't give me no life whatsoever. The things that absolutely piss me off really gets me ticked off. And therefore, all the functions in my body stop. I'm not lying here, but every time I get mad about things that grinds my gears, I fart by accident. One time when I was pissed about the Red Sox losing to the Yankees, I accidentally let one out on Meg. And it was actually father-daughter day down at Fenway Park. We had to take four hours for her to finally regain air. It was actually a four-hour coma Meg was in for that time. Anyway, grinding my gears pisses me off, and that's why it grinds my gears!"
Wow, that felt actually confusing to say the least. By the way, we finally reached 100 chapters! Whoo-hoo!
Anyway, you got any topics for the fat man himself? You know what to do here! :D