"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 101: Peter on Johnny Test
"You know what really grinds my gears? Johnny Test. Why in the hell is that show still on? It's all about a kid with spiky hair who goes on adventures with his talking dog. And random s**t starts happening to his sisters, which look like two genderbent versions of Dexter from "Dexter's Laboratory". And not to mention there's a villain who goes by the name of "Bling-Bling Boy". It's a really fat Eminem with diabetes. Honestly, I can't stand this rotten piece of gog s**t and it needs to be canceled right now. I mean, it should not be shown again. It doesn't even need to be shown in the solar system as a matter of fact. Yet, there's something that bothers me. Why in the hell is the dog named Dukey? It's like calling your dog 'Turd', 'Poop', 'Feces' or better yet, calling your dog, 'S**t'. I'm pretty certain those four things definitely explain this show. But I will say something good about this show at least. At least it's better than that f*****g 19 Kids and Counting! And that's why Johnny Test grinds my gears."
Truth is, any show is better than 19 Kids. Even Johnny Test is better than that show. But that isn't saying much, knowing that both of them suck.
Anyway, got any topics for Peter in a later chapter? You know what to do, fans! :D