You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

103. Peter on Japan

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 103: Peter on Japan

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Japan. Why in the hell do they talk like broken retards? It's nothing but "RAAAAHHHHHBHBHBHBHBH!". Okay, they don't sound like broken retards. They sound more like two dogs having sex in gibberish. I can't stand their food either, especially the sushi. It tastes like Winter Soldier's testicles. Another thing that really grinds my gears about Japan is sumo wrestling. For goodness sakes, put on a bra! You think we have to see manboobs jiggle up and down? We can't even look at our wives the same way anymore because sumo wrestlers possess the one thing girls have. You wanna get sumo wrestlers to get rid of their manboobs? Have them lose f*****g weight! That way, Japan would be a less fatter country! And that's why Japan grinds my gears."

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Good thinking, Pete.

Anyway, got more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do from here! :D