"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 104: Peter on the Brazil Soccer Team
"You know what really grinds my gears? The Brazil soccer team. Why are they this good? And why are they so talented? It's because they have Ronaldo! He's like familiar to Pele, and Pele was beast when it came to soccer. No, Pele wasn't a beast. He was nearly a soccer god when it came to the sport. I swear, they win more World Cups then Wilt Chamberlin did with women! And he must've slept with at least 500,000 women. That's nearly 500,000 STD's that's been contracted. Anyway, why doesn't the Brazil soccer team give other countries a chance to win the World Cup? Give someone else who deserves it, like the United States? Or Canada? Or Israel? Or for the poorly weak, how about the poor people of Antartica? They need something to eat with the winnings, you know. With the winnings, those Antartics could buy a butt load of Big Macs covered in ice. That's why the Brazil Soccer Team grinds my gears."
Got that right. No one can touch the U.S.!
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