Chapter 3: uraraka wants to get married

"Hey guys! I made a board game do you guys want to play?" Mina said "oh you made the board game yourself?" Tokoyami asked "well me, toru, and momo made it, so basically the squares are cards so that momo didn't have to create such a big box" Mina said "well thats an interesting concept" tokoyami said "we call it the happy life game! So do you want to play?" She asked "no" bakugo and uraraka responded with

Todays battle results: no score

"Oh come on! Why not?" Mina asked "you probably did whatever you could to make it romance based, so i don't trust it" uraraka explained "i agree" bakugo said "guys you know making a game is harder than you think, and it's disappointing when no one plays the game that you've worked so hard to make" tokoyami said "Toko…yami… im sorry for always thinking that you bludgeon people over the head with your cold logic" mina apologized "Is that seriously what you thought of me" he said "all right, fine we'll play it once" uraraka said "yay!" Mina exclaimed

Board games! Board games can be traced all the way back to ancient egypt, minas game uses cards as squares, but otherwise its a classic board game where the one with the most money wins!

"I guess I'll start" tokoyami stated "a misfortune square?" He said "turn the space over!" Mina said "eek! Thats the traffic accident card! Roll the dice again and if you get a one" she said "its a one" Tokoyami stated "well that means you die tokoyami" mina stated "what happens when you die?" He asked "well other than being disqualified from the game and being in last place, nothing!" She explained "ah i see, be careful everyone this is a poorly designed game" he said "you just realized that?" Bakugo said "hey dont hate the game, hate the player!" Mina said

"well i guess its my turn now, i got an after school event card" he stated "so now you can choose to play with friends, or study" mina said "i'd rather study" bakugo said "of course you would, AND WITH THAT I BESTOW UPON YOU THE NERDY STUDENT CARD" she stated "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME RACCOON EYES?!" Bakugo yelled

"its my turn now" uraraka said, "i landed on a lucky square" she stated "ooh, that means something luckys about to happen to you!" Mina said "you were originally decieved by an evil man, but you aquire a million yen for compensation! AND WITH THAT I BESTOW UPON YOU THE DISTRUSTS ALL MEN CARD" mina stated "i dont want it…" uraraka said

"By the way, we remove the cards that have been flipped so other players can catch up!" Mina said "thats a pretty good system, what part of the game did you make" tokoyami asked "i was in charge of making all the events that take place!" She stated "i knew it, you should apologize to everyone then" he stated "eh?" Was the noise mina made in response

The game continues!

Bakugo uses his nerdy student card to get into a top ranked university and uraraka finally accomplishes her dream of becoming rich as hell by landing on lucky spaces. They move on from the child zone and into the adult zone and there are now different events that take place

"This game is better than i thought, im kinda glad momo was making the game too, im relieved" uraraka thought "huh, whats this?" Bakugo asked while flipping over an event card "thats the marriage square, the player closest to the person that landed on the square have to get married" tokoyami stated

"M-m-MARRIAGE?" Uraraka thought "BAKUGOS GETTING MARRIED? but the player closest to him is-" uraraka thought as she saw minas game piece "hahaha! Im marrying bakugo!" Mina exclaimed

During this uraraka looked like she just saw all her friends get crushed through a shredder "bakugo…got married… c-c-calm down uraraka! This is nothing but a game!" She thought "by the way, the other players have to give them 50,000 yen, consider it a gift to the newlyweds" tokoyami stated "ok… let me go to an atm machine" uraraka said "uraraka not real money, just the tokens we use in the came" he said "the company i found is a success… i earn ten million yen… im so lucky…" she said "ooh the child birth square! Now we have a baby!" Mina stated "A BABY?!" Uraraka yelled in her thoughts "heeheehee, who knew being a teen mom would be in the books for me?" Mina said "100,000 yen for a baby shower gift, uraraka do not go to the atm!" Tokoyami said "my company is listed in the first section of the stock exchange, i recieve 100 million yen, yayyyyy" uraraka said sounding depressed

But mina continues to have babies, establishing a poor but happy family. Now onto the old age zone!

"Hey guys whats going on here?" Kaminari asked entering the common room "oh we're just playing a board game me, momo and toru made" mina explained "aw sweet, can i join?!" Kaminari said sounding excited "sorry we're already in a game" mina said "so whats going on now" he asked "well, urarakas winning the game by a landslide and bakugo and mina are married" tokoyami explained "pffffft bakugo and mina?! Thats funny" kaminari said "this fucking sucks" bakugo said

"Wow, this is my ninth baby! Now we have enough babies to make a baseball team!" Mina said "you seem to be having a lot of fun bakugo" kaminari said teasing bakugo "SHUT THE HELL UP PIKACHU, RACCOON EYES KEEPS LANDING ON THEM" bakugo yelled "urarakas doing really well though! You're president of a big corporation! You're a huge success!" Mina exclaimed "t-thats right… i havent made any mistakes…" uraraka said "I've always wanted to become rich to support my parents, but then… why do i feel so empty? Im single in my dotage, i have money but no happiness… my life has no meaning…" uraraka thought "ah! Oh no! A late divorce square 'you discover your husband is cheating on you, so you get divorced!" Mina said "wowwwww, bakugos such a jerk" kaminari said " SHUT THE FUCK ITS JUST A GAME, YOU DAMN PIKACHU" bakugo yelled "by the way, the husband has to pay the number of children times 20 million yen as child support so thats 180 million yen for you to pay Ashido" tokoyami said "DAMMIT" Bakugo yelled with his voice almost cracking.

"Oh my, you really are quite cute" uraraka said with a smile on her face "YOU SHOULDN'T BE THAT HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS SUFFERING ROUND FACE!" He yelled "i landed on a event square, huh?! A-a marriage square?! But the player closest to me is bakugo-kun! So that means that…" "me and uraraka…" "are getting married?!" Bakugo and uraraka thought, with uraraka imagining them at their wedding

"Hold on! Theres a technicality in the rules! Uraraka is still in possession of a 'distrust all men' card" tokoyami said "SO NOW WHAT?!" Uraraka asked

"you have no choice but to marry Ashido!" Tokoyami explained "heeheehee we'll be so happy together uraraka~!" Mina said cuddling uraraka "oh look! Another child birth square!" Mina said "HOW!?" Uraraka thought

"I've reached the goal" uraraka stated

Game over!

"Game over!" Mina said

First place: Uraraka

(1 billion 375 million yen)

Second place: Mina

(430 million yen
Third place: bakugo

(95 million yen)

Last place: Tokoyami the deceased

(0 yen)

"So uraraka dominates the happy life game!" Mina stated "i have no happy memories of this life" uraraka thought "wasn't this fun? Lets play again!" Mina said "NO" uraraka and bakugo yelled "i actually kind of enjoyed the game more than i expected" tokoyami stated "i want to play!" Kaminari said.

Lesson: if you marry mina, it will drive you to depression