"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
P.S.: Thanks to you fans for helping me make it to my 600th review!
Chapter 105: Peter on Minecraft
"You know what really grinds my gears? Minecraft. What kind of a game is Minecraft anyway? It's nothing but blocky graphics that will cause a single person seizures. Even the people in the game have blocks as body parts. It's almost like a messed-up version of Lego. If that is Lego suddenly went on a freaky acid trip. Believe me, that's not the vacation you want to take. I swear, if there's a game out there that wouldn't easily give me seizures, I'd rather play The Legend of Zelda. At least Link isn't as blocky as the main character is. I can't tell the thing on his upper chin is actually his goatee or his mouth. If that's his mouth? What's up with that tan spot on his nose? Is that a moustache that resembles Adolf Hitler's mustache? If that's true, then Minecraft's anti-semitic. And that's why Minecraft grinds my gears."
Uh-huh. I was never a Minecraft fan myself, either.
So, have any more topics for Peter? You know what to do here! :D