Chapter 4: Denki Kaminari wants to live
Just a quick reminder, this chapter takes place like, 3 months after chapter 3.
"Hey bakugo" kaminari said while walking inside the common room "the hell do you want pikachu." Bakugo responded with "i've been think of quitting U.A" kaminari said
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"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE QUITTING WHAT ARE YOU A GODDAMN COWARD?!" Bakugo yelled "well its just that… i think, someones planning on murdering me" kaminari said shedding a single tear "who the hell would actually want to kill you" bakugo said "uraraka" kaminari said in a tone like she was an absolute menace in the round table of black air force energy. "Why would you think uraraka wants to kill you" bakugo asked "her eyes" kaminari said "from the little i paid i attention in biology, i know for a fact that eye movement shows ones true desires, knowing that i can see 5 to 6 percent of peoples true nature" kaminari explained "i can do that much by guessing randomly, dunce face" bakugo said "but the way uraraka looks at me… i can definitely say that she wants to kill me" kaminari said "the heck even happened between you guys?!" Bakugo asked
Last month
Kaminari was casually trying to figure out a question for his math homework but at this point he just gave up and searched up the answer on the computer. Unfortunately his homework fell down underneath the coffee table in the common room. "Huh? Whats this?" Kaminari thought picking up a coupon for a coffee shop, he then started hearing what bakugo and uraraka were talking about, "i dont really go to coffee shops i just think they're a waste of money when i could just make my own at home. I have better things to spend my money on" bakugo said "yeah, i can agree with you on that, but of course if we had a coupon…" uraraka said as she tried to grab the coupons that were picked up by Kaminari under the table. She then looked under the table in horror to see that the coupons were gone, she then looked at kaminari who was holding the coupons like she was about to murder him. "Forget you saw those coupons or they'll be the last thing you remember" uraraka said menacingly
Back to now
"What happened? I was threatened so i cant say" kaminari said "really, you got threatened by uraraka?" Bakugo said "but there was that other time" kaminari said
Last week
"Hey uraraka this might be kind of random but do you have a thing for bakugo?" Kaminari asked causing uraraka to spit out the tea "w-what do you mean?!" Uraraka said shaking her tea making it clatter against the plate supporting it, kinda sounded like 'klakkety klakkety' "i was just wondering since you started spending more time with him" he said "you think i LIKE bakugo?! Of course not that's ridiculous! Of course i dont!" She lied "so you dont have ANY romantic interest in him?" Kaminari asked "N-nope not at all! heheheh…" uraraka said sounding nervous "really?" He asked again "CAN YOU JUST STOP KAMINARI I SAID NO!" Uraraka yelled. "Oh thats too bad, i actually thought they'd make a pretty good couple" kaminari thought "alright then, guess i'll tell bakugo you dont like him, i might as well" kaminari said which caused uraraka to grab the neck of his shirt and start strangling him against the edge of the couch "dont do that"
Back to now
"I think shes a trained assassin" kaminari said "you actually think uraraka is a trained assassin?" Bakugo asked "i think uraraka has killed before, you can tell from her eyes" kaminari said "No, i just think you're being an idiot believing in that 5 to 6 percent" bakugo said "i think ashido, jiro, and midoriya are in greater danger than i am, sometimes i see her staring at them like they're an alien" kaminari said "thats just crazy at this point!" Bakugo yelled "its not, people like her are the most danger-" kaminari said but then was interrupted by the common room door opening "hey bakugo-kun is kaminari here by any chance" uraraka asked wearing a bloody dress while holding a bloody knife "THE HELL?!" Bakugo yelled "someone has to pay" she said "I KNOW I THREATEN TO KILL PEOPLE BUT REALLY?! WHY WANT TO KILL HIM" bakugo yelled with kaminari taking cover behind bakugo "its about the-" uraraka started but was interrupted by bakugo yelling "JUST TURN YOURSELF IN AT THIS POINT" "WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME?!" Uraraka yelled stabbing the table with the knife but the knife started flexing like rubber when it hit the table "didnt i tell you that i was going to be helping the theatre club today? So that you wont misunderstand if you see me in any weird costumes" uraraka explained "i actually forgot you said that, but did you really have to bring the knife with you?" Bakugo said "well, i just thought it'd be funny to see if you would be scared, sorry then" uraraka said with a cute look on her face "bakugo, i think its a trap! She gives you that look then takes you to stab central!" Kamjnark said to bakugo "the hell? She already said its nothing but a costume from the theatre club! Besides why would she actually kill some-" bakugo said but was interrupted by common door opening again "help… me…" Jiro said walking into the common room with yet again another bloody dress but with a knife in her chest. "WHAT THE," bakugo said in his thoughts "So, Uraraka stuck a knife in my chest!" Jiro said calmly "THE HELL?!" "do you actually think thats real blood? Its fake! You should've figured that out when i said i was trying out costumes for the theatre club" Uraraka said "bakugo its another trap, i betting that shes actually dead an uraraka performed some kind of crazy surgery on her!" Kaminari said "just stop, pikachu you're just being paranoid, just i dunno trust her or something" bakugo said walking away "kaminari" uraraka said "y-yeah?" Kaminari said still acting scared "about that, im glad you kept quiet about it, but if you have chosen to blab…" uraraka said "this knife wouldn't be a prop" uraraka said putting the tip of the knife on kaminaris chest "and, please dont cause trouble for bakugo again, what i mean is that you're not quitting U.A" uraraka said "was she… listening the whole time?!" Kaminari thought
Todays battle results: Kaminari loses
Reason: he wants to drop out because he's afraid of uraraka but cant drop out cause he's afraid of uraraka.