"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 106: Peter on Big Bang Theory
"You know what really grinds my gears? The Big Bang Theory. I really do like the title however. So when I first heard about it, I thought it would be some new porno where there's nothing but gangbangs. I guarantee you I had my lube ready for the action. And the minute it came on, I was disappointed to find out that it didn't have anything to do with porn. Instead, it was a sitcom about four nerds and one fully-clothed blonde chick. Way to disappointment me like that, CBS. Way more disappointing than the gay you hired to be on that show. Shame on you. ABC pulls way better gays than you'll ever have. And that's why Big Bang Theory grinds my gears."
Just remember, these are Peter's opinions, and not mine. I respect people no matter how straight or gay they are. Regardless of who you are, the rest of you are my friends.
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