Based on "The Blue Cyclone" by Ray Stevens. Kim Possible is property of Disney.

"Dr. Drakken Meets Steel Toe"

Dr. Drakken tinkered around with one of his inventions wearily. Shego was on vacation and he had no one to brag about his plans to. She wasn't going to return for a few more days yet and he was bored.

"This isn't as much fun without Shego around to criticize my plans," he said to himself. "It's strange what you miss about a person when they're gone. Huh, what's that?" A dull droning sound in the distance grew louder until the doors burst open and Motor Ed came crashing in on his motorcycle.

"How's it hanging cuz?" he said as he pulled his helmet off.

"Cousin Eddie? What brings you here?" asked a peeved Drakken.

"I'm just gonna crash here for a few days until the boys get the place fixed back up. We had a little mishap. Say where's that green chick that's usually with you?"

"You mean Shego? She on vacation," said Drakken.

"So it's just us guys huh," said Ed and went into his air guitar routine. "Since it's just us, let's go out for some fun."

"What kind of fun?"

"We can go to the wrestling matches. I hear Pain King and Steel Toe are going at it again," said Ed.

"I don't know," said Drakken, "I'm kind of busy with my new invention."

"Come on cuz, it'll be fun. Just you and me at the fights and we can let off a little steam."

"Oh all right," agreed Drakken.

Ed and Drakken took a new version of the Doomvee to the arena where they stood in line for tickets. The place was packed, but they lucked out and got ringside seats. They went inside and found their seats, got drinks and waited for the matches to start. After a few bouts, the main fight was about to begin. Pain King and Steel Toe entered the ring and began to trash talk each other. Once the bell rang the two wrestlers began bashing on one another. It wasn't long before Steel Toe began to dominate the fight. He put Pain King in an airplane spin then he body slammed him and then he did it again. Drakken was shaken up by it because he hadn't seen anything like it before, even when Shego fought Kim. Ed on the other hand was getting so worked up in the fight that he picked up his chair and threw it into the ring, hitting Steel Toe in the process. Steel Toe rubbed his head and started cursing under his breath as he turned to look and Drakken and Ed.

"I think it's time to leave," said Drakken. He turned and saw that Ed was already running for the door. Drakken ran as fast as he could, but Ed beat him to the Doomvee and locked the door.

"Open the door," pleaded Drakken as he pulled on the handle. Then he turned around to see Steel Toe behind him.

"Hey punk you forgot your chair," he said as he glared at Drakken.

"Mommy," whimpered Drakken for he recognized that look in his eyes. Steel Toe picked up Drakken and body slammed him two or three times, then he put his arms around him from behind and pile drived him. Drakken had both his arms broke and three of his ribs and that was the last thing he remembered before he was put to sleep.

When he woke up he was in a hospital bed. "I bet I could have took him," he thought. "He is just a simple brute, he's no Kim Possible." Weeks later he had the casts removed and thoughts of revenge were on his mind for he couldn't sleep without seeing Steel Toe in his dreams.

"Come on Shego, please?" He was down on his knees begging for help.

Shego just laughed, "You want me to beat up some dumb wrestler just because he beat you up? No. If you want to get revenge on him find someone else to do it."

"Fine then, I will," said Drakken. He picked up the phone and dialed Ed's number. "Hello Eddie."

"Drew, dude, why are you calling me?" Ed asked.

"Listen Eddie I want to get revenge on that Steel Toe guy. I want him to feel what it is like to be pummeled into the ground."

"Right on man," said Ed. "I'd do the same thing if it had been me. Look, what happened back then happened so quickly when that door shut, I must have broke something cause the door lock jammed. You were already down and he was gone by the time I got out. Seriously."

"Whatever," said Drakken.

"Hey, since your thinking of taking him again I know a couple of dudes that could help you."

"Do tell," said Drakken.

Ed introduced Drakken to a couple of tough looking guys and he told them his plans. They laughed and slapped him on the back.

"Sounds like fun little man. We'll back you up as long as you want to fight." So they all went down to the Hammerlock Bar, where wrestlers went to hang out, and waited for Steel Toe to enter. After a while he finally appeared and sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. He took a sip of it and Drakken stepped out to the middle of the floor.

"Hey Steel Toe," he yelled. The bar went silent and Steel Toe slowly turned his head as Drakken spoke. "Do you remember me? I'm the guy you put to sleep, only this time I'm not alone. Do you see those to big guys over there?"

Steel Toe looked and said, "Over where?"

"What?" said Drakken. He turned around and looked at where he left the others and saw that they were gone.

Steel Toe looked at him and grinned, "Okay punk here we go again. Seems to me that some guys never learn." He waded through the tables and chairs toward Drakken.

"Mommy," Drakken whimpered again. Steel Toe put a full nelson on him and grabbed his hair then threw him to the floor. As the paramedics wheeled Drakken into the hospital the doctor saw him.

"Oh no, you again?" he said.

Drakken looked up at him and said, "Doctor, how long do you think it will be this time?"

He said, "If you don't leave Steel Toe alone, one of these days you won't be going home. You'll need the undertaker's services, not mine."