You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

109. Peter on YOLO

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 109: Peter on YOLO

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"You know what really grinds my gears? YOLO. And no, it doesn't stand with Yogurt On Leisurely Orgasms. In fact, it's short for the expression, You Only Live Once. Why are you telling us this? Don't we all live once? I mean, we were put here on this planet for a reason. We only have one life that we have to live. Why is someone telling us we only live once when we damn well know that? We don't need to be reminded again, thank you very much. So far, YOLO just doesn't stick with me. But YOLT? That I stick with. It's stands for You Only Live Twice. That's a James Bond reference just in case you don't know. And that's why YOLO grinds my gears.."

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I agree with Peter on the You Only Live Twice thing.

Got any more topics for Peter himself in a later chapter? You know what to do fans! :D