You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

110. Peter on Uncle Grandpa

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 110: Peter on Uncle Grandpa

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"You know what really grinds my gears? The cartoon 'Uncle Grandpa' on the Cartoon Network. How come the show is called Uncle Grandpa when he's not even that old? I mean, he's gotta be somewhere around 45 years old. To even be considered a grandpa, they gotta be somewhere around 80. And the way he dresses like some kind of sex offender makes kids want to cringe and even tape their butts shut. No kids ever want to imagine getting it from behind by a disgusting gay pedophile. And that's what I think of Uncle Grandpa. I don't even want to bring up the big lizard guy, a talking pizza with glasses, or a cardboard tiger either because they're like Uncle Grandpa in every way. Just three big disgusting gay pedophiles. And that's why Uncle Grandpa grinds my gears."

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Huh, I never really thought about that. I guess that's why he likes to hang out with kids and such.

So, have any more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D