You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

111. Peter on Chocolate Rain

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 111: Peter on Chocolate Rain

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"You know what really grinds my gears? That "Chocolate Rain" song. From there, I usually thought it was rain made out of chocolate. So when it was raining outside, I went out and touched the rain on my lips. As fun as I wanted it to be, I found out that it was just plain water and not chocolate. How dare that song lie to me like that. Whoever sane that song, I hope you get your balls castrated for this. You made me believe that rain was actually made out of chocolate, when in reality it's not. I'll be at your doorstep with a bazooka in my hands. You know where I'm sending this one out to. And that's why Chocolate Rain grinds my gears."

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Hard to believe Peter would be confused by song titles itself.

So, have any more topics for Peter you wanna dish out? You know what to do! :D