You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

112. Peter on Pimples

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 112: Peter on Pimples

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Pimples. It's little white dots that appear on your face. And when you squeeze them out, it f*****g hurts like hell. Imagine you had to squeeze a pimple so big, a combination of pus and blood starts shooting out of you. And then, you die from losing too much blood thanks to that unforgotten pimple. Pimples should not exist in this life period. We should live in a world full of smooth skin and handsome people, plain and simple. Now pimples on your c**k, that hurts way more than rough sex with a cheetah dressed in hooker's clothes. Yeah, I really do have to admit that's bestiality in so many ways. And that's why Pimples grinds my gears."

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I agree with you, Peter. Pimples suck.

So, you have any more topics for Peter to dish out in a later chapter? Feedbacks are welcome! :D