You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

113. Peter on Bad Sex

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 113: Peter on Bad Sex

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Sex that's become bad. And it's true, gentleman. No matter what we do in the bedroom, we're never gonna satisfy our wives. We're never gonna do it for the nookie. So we can take that cookie and shove it up our asses. By the way, they're a very good waste of cookies. Try putting them in your mouth instead of your butts, okay? Anyway, back to bad sex, try taking lessons from those porn stars. You know what they say, good sex leads to sore rumps from those women. And that's why bad sex grinds my gears."

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Eeyup, we all love good sex.

Got any more topics for the fatman himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D